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The jing-jinglies. I'm afraid of balls. What does one do with these testicular wonders? They just sorta hang there.
 Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Christ!
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INSATIABLE said: Christ!
Where does one start! At the beginning, naturally. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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 Well. Let me take this seriously. Most important, over everything else (and this is obvious), you've GOT to make sure you keep your mouth/hands lubricated. No one likes getting their testes pinched too hard.
Goes without saying, I realize. That one's for the young'uns. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Well. Let me take this seriously. Most important, over everything else (and this is obvious), you've GOT to make sure you keep your mouth/hands lubricated. No one likes getting their testes pinched too hard.
Goes without saying, I realize. That one's for the young'uns. I'm jotting it down.... Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Again, I'm not sober.  Do you remember the days where you were less familiar with the penis itself? Unsteady, tentative even? Obviously, those days are probably long gone.
What intimidates you about testicles? Are you wondering what makes them tick, or do you find them unattractive? Have you talked to your lover about what he likes, or more appropriately, what his testicles like? Most men vary. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Again, I'm not sober.
Do you remember the days where you were less familiar with the penis itself? Unsteady, tentative even? Obviously, those days are probably long gone.
What intimidates you about testicles? Are you wondering what makes them tick, or do you find them unattractive? Have you talked to your lover about what he likes, or more appropriately, what his testicles like? Most men vary. The ex, the beautiful Noel, said, "Frankly, I don't care. Don't do too much. Put your hand on 'em and that's fine." They just hang there. They're delicate. They're not unattractive, I suppose. Except when it gets hot and they sag really crazy.
God damn, I need to go to bed. But give me an instructional guide. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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I'd have to say that in my experience/conversations, most men definitely enjoy being 'cupped', gently massaged, and when you work your tongue over them. Consider them, if you will, two large lollypops. That you wouldn't chomp down upon, of course. Depending on your mouth skills, a slight vibration in addition to the hot/wet sensation of your tongue and mouth works wonders. The easiest way to do that, of course, is to make slight noises while you're doing it. It comes naturally to some, especially those that enjoy orally pleasuring the beloved testes. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Noel sounds like a swell lover. Easily amused.  Before I get too wasted here (as it's taking forever to spell check my mistakes), do what you can to gently cup your mouth around them, gently, and see what happens when you're vocally expressing gratification. Or just singing "Tambourine", if you will.
Some guys probably couldn't care less. Like I said, this is all from personal experience and hear-say. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Noel sounds like a swell lover. Easily amused.
Before I get too wasted here (as it's taking forever to spell check my mistakes), do what you can to gently cup your mouth around them, gently, and see what happens when you're vocally expressing gratification. Or just singing "Tambourine", if you will.
Some guys probably couldn't care less. Like I said, this is all from personal experience and hear-say. What's "tambourine?" Chick... I love you. I miss Noel. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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INSATIABLE said: I'd have to say that in my experience/conversations, most men definitely enjoy being 'cupped', gently massaged, and when you work your tongue over them. Consider them, if you will, two large lollypops. That you wouldn't chomp down upon, of course. Depending on your mouth skills, a slight vibration in addition to the hot/wet sensation of your tongue and mouth works wonders. The easiest way to do that, of course, is to make slight noises while you're doing it. It comes naturally to some, especially those that enjoy orally pleasuring the beloved testes.
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Nero said: INSATIABLE said: Noel sounds like a swell lover. Easily amused.
Before I get too wasted here (as it's taking forever to spell check my mistakes), do what you can to gently cup your mouth around them, gently, and see what happens when you're vocally expressing gratification. Or just singing "Tambourine", if you will.
Some guys probably couldn't care less. Like I said, this is all from personal experience and hear-say. What's "tambourine?" Oh my God here U are Prettiest thing in life I've ever seen Close my eyes what's it like, What's it like inside your tamborine? Oh my God, there I go Falling in love with the face in a magazine (uh oh, not again) All alone by myself Me and I play my tamborine Tamborine Tamborine Tamborine Tamborine Long days, lonely nights Tamborine Long days, lonely nights Tamborine I don't care 4 1 night stands With trolley cars That juggle 17 I just want 2 settle down and Play around My baby's tamborine Tamborine what are U Why are U the star of All my dreams (Star of all my dreams, are U a good tamborine) Are U good, are U bad Are U just unnecessary means Tamborine Tamborine Tamborine Trolley cars Long days, lonely nights 2 bad we're not allowed 2 scream (yeah, yeah, too bad) Guess that I'll stay at home All alone and play my tamborine (aww) Tamborine Tamborine Tamborine Tamborine The tamborine ©1985 Controversy Music - ASCAP Chick... I love you.
I miss Noel. / I'm sorry. Just keep thinking of what hacked you off about the bastard, and hopefully it'll remind you of why he's now your 'ex'.
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The time has been my senses would have cool'd To hear a night shriek, and my fell of hair Would at a dismal treatise rouse and stir As life were in't. I have supp'd full with horrors; Direness, familiar to my slaughterous thoughts, Cannot once start me." Shakespeare, Macbeth Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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 ....balls...
LOTS OF DROOL....Nuff said. BTW, i love balls | |
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SammiJ said: ....balls...
LOTS OF DROOL....Nuff said. BTW, i love balls "be glad that you are free, many a man is not" | |
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CoJones said: SammiJ said: ....balls...
LOTS OF DROOL....Nuff said. BTW, i love balls  | |
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SammiJ said: CoJones said:  I always liked you Sammi"be glad that you are free, many a man is not" | |
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wow...I learn new and useful things everyday here. | |
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CoJones said: SammiJ said: I always liked you Sammi  | |
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INSATIABLE said: Oh my God here U are Prettiest thing in life I've ever seen Close my eyes what's it like, What's it like inside your tamborine? Oh my God, there I go Falling in love with the face in a magazine (uh oh, not again) All alone by myself Me and I play my tamborine Tamborine Tamborine Tamborine Tamborine Long days, lonely nights Tamborine Long days, lonely nights Tamborine I don't care 4 1 night stands With trolley cars That juggle 17 I just want 2 settle down and Play around My baby's tamborine Tamborine what are U Why are U the star of All my dreams (Star of all my dreams, are U a good tamborine) Are U good, are U bad Are U just unnecessary means Tamborine Tamborine Tamborine Trolley cars Long days, lonely nights 2 bad we're not allowed 2 scream (yeah, yeah, too bad) Guess that I'll stay at home All alone and play my tamborine (aww) Tamborine Tamborine Tamborine Tamborine The tamborine  | |
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