....is it really pleasurable to have someone stick their fingers in your ass when you're blowing your load? My current lady has kinda been rubbing her fingers down there lately and I'm thinking she has some tricks up her sleeve...should I ask her to do it?

SammiJ said:

I'm scared though.

er... there are ways to stimulate the prostate wihtout doing that too.


and that's all i'm sayin'.

CarrieMpls said:

You mean like rubbin on the taint?

Please, please please wash your ass before she does this.....please.

Actually, I've had mine massaged and it annoyed the fuck out of me.


M

Time for you and her to tell each other what kinds of pleasure each of you like

luv4u said:

I don't think she would want to bring a midget into our sex life.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

SammiJ said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

after that incident, gary coleman no longer does booty calls of that calibur.

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ahhh the sacred spot.

i don't have a prostate try it and find out if u enjoy it.

'lingham massage'. have her google it.

Didn't you guys just start dating last week or something?

Kick-ass.

INSATIABLE said:

We made it "official" on Saturday....we've been dating for a couple months now.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

How close does she actually get?
What do you think she'd do if you 'accidentally' made your 'special spot' more 'accessible'? If you 'know' what I mean?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

You should have her use her tongue a bit.

Wash your arse, though.

INSATIABLE said:

She's rubbed at the base of my balls...near my taint. I don't know what I'd do if she tried it - I think I might let her (cause obviously that would mean she'd done it before and maybe she knew what she was doing?)

ReturnOfDOOK said:

There you go. I doubt she'd recoil. Good luck and relax that (clean) sphincter, baby.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

If you like the way the near-gooch rub feels, you should ask her to go for it. There should be no shame in trying new things or asking things to be done that you enjoy.

I once asked my ex if he'd like me to tickle his prostate. He said he wasn't opposed to the idea. But he ruined it. I went to do it and I said, "Noel, how far does one go to get to this prostate?"

He said, "Rhonda... When you think you've gone far enough... keep on going!" And he started laughing.

Nero said:

Did your finger smell like Noel-poo after that?

Wait, wait wait. Though I'm not against pleasuring a man in any and every way known to man, I've easily gone that far without any notion of entering his backdoor.

Hmmm. A toss-up then? Maybe (like me), she just really loves all things testicle?

ReturnOfD00k said:

I never got that far. He ruined it by answering my pre-fingering question.

I likely won't sniff my finger anyway.

Hmm, Dook dear, have you ever slipped the girl the pinky or another finger whilst giving her a good eating during oral sex? **It feels lovely, in my estimation.

Anyway, if so, do you sniff your finger whenst you pull it out?

INSATIABLE said:

Honey, I'm scared of the balls.

I need instructions from you.

Nero's right. It's probably best to mention it, somehow. This is important stuff, and a great topic for after/before-sex breakfast.

Nero said:

Absolutely. Additionally, thought it may seem tame, it's wonderful when I'm making out with someone and they've got their hands down there taking control of things. I can barely keep conscious.

INSATIABLE said:

**I'm taking notes so we can have fun together, Insatiable. Though I have no testicles for you to love.

A good finger to the ass is nothing to be ashamed of. I nearly died the first time it happened to me. At first I was avoiding it, and then... hell yes.

Nero said:

balls

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Nero said:

Jeepers creepers. You know, I went from 'scared', to 'enamoured' practically overnight. I can't tell you what changed things for me, but above all else, don't ever let them intimidate you. They're the true cradle of life- keep thinking of them (without giggling about it*) as two glorious time machines, like when Arnold Schwarzenneger's naked body pops up out of that static bubble in The Terminator. The cradle of life! From nowhere, it appears! To the testicles, life! And with your help, from the testicles, life, springing forth!


* Giggling's fine when you're giving a man a hummer. In my experience, it's been only positive feedback. Sing the fucking alphabet. In any language. Read the bible. The Reader's Digest. A Chinese menu. Life's short.

I'm slightly intoxicated, just in case you were wondering.

Sorry. I know it's a serious question that deserves sobriety.

What exactly is it about the testes that make you shiver? Is it the face-to-balls moment? Do you freeze up? It's odd, now that I think of it. It used to be that I almost loathed the responsibility of making sure they didn't get left out. But nowadays I can't wait to 'greet' them.