I know I am old...I ran into a girl I used to babysit for when I was 16...she is now almost finished with college and already married. Damn the years are creepin up on me....

my best friend in high school had a 3 year old niece who now has kids of her own

When u start getting called Madam instead of Miss ...I'm like don't u Madam me young man

When you celebrate your 39th birthday...again

When your students were born in the late 80's

My sister and I were babysitting two girls. We started talking about Eddie Murphy's Delirious and the story about him and his brother in the tub with his GI Joe. Well, one of the little girls came up to us and said,

"What's a GI Joe?"

I started feeling the arthritis and dentures coming in from then on.

When you get all excited about the new bathroom sink you bought.



M

When you're/ you:

• wearing pads for incontinence
  
  
• about to have surgery for hip/knee replacement
  
  
• eating baby food, again
  
  
• keep turning down the stereo
  
  
• using viagra
  
  
• instead of a six pack of beer in the fridge there's a four pack of ensure
  
  
• when people assist you across the street
  
  
• when Willard Scott announces your birthday in a Smuckers endorse segement of the today show
  
  
• get a ticket for going under the speed limit
  
  
• brush your teeth outside you mouth
  
  
• recieving a SSI check and working at Walmart
  
  
• Know your pharmacist on a first name basis
  
  

Ocean said:

Just tell your boyfriend to stop it.

althom said:

There's a nice movie you might like, called The Madam's Family