WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>
>WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>
>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
>
>WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)
>
> HUSBAND: (Makes loud groan)
>
>WIFE: "Would you sleep in our bed?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>
>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>
>HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>
>WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?" > HUSBAND: "I guess so."
>
>WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
>
>HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."
>
>WIFE: ---silence---
>
>HUSBAND: "Oh Shit...."
>

A man wakes up in the morning, with huge headake. Opens his eyes, and sees breakfast for him, with a rose and note from his wife : "I love U hon". He gets up, sees all the house shinin' clean, goes to the kitchen, and ask his teenage son :
"
Dad : - tell me what happen, i came back home around what time yesterday nite?

Son : - around 5, as usually

Dad : - Was I drunk ?

Son :_ you threw out in the all flat, as usually

Dad : - and what about your mother ? how come she's not mad at me this time ?

Son :- cuz you were lying on the bed, she wanted to take your clothes off. You told her : " Get out of me bitch, I'm married !!!"
[Edited 10/11/05 6:33am]
[Edited 10/11/05 6:33am]

funkpill said:

Hahahaha...this is hillarious

CLOCKED!