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Help Me Plan a Funeral for Cow Well Cow is dead as many of you know. I pulled the plug on her two days ago. The cause of death---increasingly mediocre postings. So now I am burdened with the task of planning an funeral for this devine bovine who could have been queen but instead of ruling chose to spend her final days amongst a group of friends in beautiful Cancun, Mexico.
Help me out Org. What kind of ceremony should we have for the lovely Cow. Real formal and large? Smaller and more intimate? Irreverant? What kind of music should be played? I have a lot of planning and I need whatever assistance that can be provided. And if anyone suggests a barbecue, I am going to smack you one!  All good things they say never last... | |
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a huge BBQ ...i hear there are lots of flesh eaters here
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Mach said: a huge BBQ ...i hear there are lots of flesh eaters here
omg  | |
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Natisse said: Mach said: a huge BBQ ...i hear there are lots of flesh eaters here
omg  what ?
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Mach said: Natisse said: omg what ?
nothing I guess I'm just a bit MOOOOOdy... | |
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Natisse said: Mach said: what ?
nothing I guess I'm just a bit MOOOOOdy... | |
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Please behave or I will be forced to haunt your biped asses!
Cow Heaven is great by the way. The milking machines are real gentle and the streets are paved with hay. And there are no horses anywhere...it is my understanding they are all in Hell.  Eat Mor Horses | |
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Mach said: a huge BBQ ...i hear there are lots of flesh eaters here
I was just gonna say...a big fire and the cow on the spit  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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 Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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This is really disrepectful people. Cow wanted nothing than to bring peace to the Earth and justice to society. And you want to eat her! Damn.  All good things they say never last... | |
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superspaceboy said:
Even though that does look pretty yummy... All good things they say never last... | |
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slaughtered corpses don't look yummy  | |
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GottaLetitgo said: This is really disrepectful people. Cow wanted nothing than to bring peace to the Earth and justice to society. And you want to eat her! Damn.
 i dont wanna eat her... but the flesh eaters may | |
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Dewrede said: slaughtered corpses don't look yummy
Momentary weakness...I shall not be tempted. Cow is a part of me now. All good things they say never last... | |
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Cow lives on in our hearts  [Edited 9/16/05 13:34pm] | |
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superspaceboy said:
Her prose filled our minds. Her laughter filled our hearts. Now let her carcass fill our bellies. She would've wanted it that way. | |
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 x bovinity
Everything is bullshit | |
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Okay, I'm getting sad about Cow, now. Can't we just pretend like her death was just a dream and bring her back? All good things they say never last... | |
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She was made in2 ribs, burgers and served at a BBQ. Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U. | |
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GottaLetitgo said: Okay, I'm getting sad about Cow, now. Can't we just pretend like her death was just a dream and bring her back?
No you moron, you can't just bring me back. The illusion has been shattered. We had a good thing going, biped, but now it's over. Move on with your life. Besides Cow Heaven is great! I thought it was nice in Cancun but...wow! And I'm not going to get arrested as much up here. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Imago777 said:
A beautiful tribute. Very touching. All good things they say never last... | |
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Natisse said: Mach said: a huge BBQ ...i hear there are lots of flesh eaters here
omg  
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