mdiver said: ShySlantedEye1 said: Do you want me to post my resume? That and your vital statistics Ohh, shoulder length brown hair, dimples, brown eyes, 5'8", 44DD cleavage, ass 42 and waist 36. How is that? And I can make a mean cup of coffee! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: mdiver said: That and your vital statistics Ohh, shoulder length brown hair, dimples, brown eyes, 5'8", 44DD cleavage, ass 42 and waist 36. How is that? And I can make a mean cup of coffee! I am now reconsidering my first answer | |
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mdiver said: ShySlantedEye1 said: This is just my training up until 2000. I haven't finished with the other listings yet. After you read it, tell me if you think I can handle your appointments?
*Prison Training* Basic Prisoner Transportation Course, 1999. Central Inmate Monitoring Course, 1999. Introduction to Supervision, 1999. (National Independent Study Course) Instructor Skill Training, 1999. Re-Certify Self Defense Instructor Training, 1999. Cardio-Pulmonary Resuscitation Training, 1999. Use of Force Training, 1998. Inmate Discipline Course, 1998. Forklift Operator Training/Licensed by OSHA, 1998. Lead Self Defense Instructor’s Training, 1998, (Glynco, GA) Self Defense Instructor’s Training, 1996. (Glynco, GA) Case Management Course, 1996. Locator Center Training, 1996. Inmate Systems Management, 1995. *Within the last five years, I have received the following awards for job performance; a Quality Step Increase Award, a Sustained Superior Performance Award, an Officer of the Quarter Award and several Special Act Awards. *Clerical/Administrative Training* I have a typing speed of 65 words per minute. I am experienced with the following computer programs; Microsoft Windows 99/98, Corel Word Perfect 8, Word Perfect 6, Word Perfect 5.1, Harvard Graphics, Form Tool, Macintosh Print Shop, Sentry and GroupWise. *Athletics Training* Basketball Score Keeping/Referee Techniques, 1993. (Naval Station Long Beach, CA) Sports Team Management, 1993. (Naval Station Long Beach, CA) CPR, First Aid Training and How to retrieve victims from a pool, 1993. (Naval Station Long Beach, CA) *Military Training/Courses* U. S. Marines Range Safety Officer’s Course, 1998. (Camp Pendleton, CA) U. S. Army Security Manager’s Course, 1992. (Ft. Lewis, WA) I received an Army Achievement Medal for my work as the Assistant Security Manager, 1992. (Ft. Lewis, WA) U. S. Army Training Manager’s Course, 1991. (Spangdahlem, Germany) U. S. Army Hawk Missile Crewman Training, 1990. (Ft. Bliss, TX) I received an Army Achievement Medal for the highest academic score at the Hawk Missile Training Center, 1990. (Ft. Bliss, TX) *Weapons Training* I currently trained and experienced with the following weapons; .38 Revolver, 1996; 9MM Pistol, 1999; M-16 Rifle, 1999; M-203 Rifle/Grenade Launcher, 1990; .50 Caliber Machine gun, 1992; Light Anti-Tank Missile Launcher, 1990; 12 Gauge Shotgun, 1999. I received a sharpshooters medal from the U. S. Army for my skill with the M-16 rifle, 1990. I am member of the California Chapter of the National Association of Blacks in Criminal Justice. I have been the Event Coordinator and the acting Sergeant at Arms over the past two years. I am slightly disappointed in your weapons training, I think you are a little under qualified to run my diary but thankyou for your interest. If you are still interested then may I suggest some further training with some larger weapons systems. We would then be happy to re-consider your application. Ohh, you are referring to my Intimate and Erotic application, right? I will have to orgnote you that one! Just think Kama Sutra and you will get my drift! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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Not really.
I guess I could've just not answered then. Oh well. | |
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Fauxie said: Not really.
I guess I could've just not answered then. Oh well. Thanks for showing up though mate | |
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mdiver said: ShySlantedEye1 said: Ohh, shoulder length brown hair, dimples, brown eyes, 5'8", 44DD cleavage, ass 42 and waist 36. How is that? And I can make a mean cup of coffee! I am now reconsidering my first answer Weapons training, 44 double Ds and a mean cup of coffee. I think we have a winner! | |
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Fauxie said: mdiver said: I am now reconsidering my first answer Weapons training, 44 double Ds and a mean cup of coffee. I think we have a winner! I know, huh? I use only the finest coffee beans in my fresh brewed coffee! Columbian! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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Fauxie said: mdiver said: I am now reconsidering my first answer Weapons training, 44 double Ds and a mean cup of coffee. I think we have a winner! Definately a clear favourite at the moment | |
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mdiver said: Fauxie said: Not really.
I guess I could've just not answered then. Oh well. Thanks for showing up though mate I figured I should make the effort considering your presence on my thread. I have no qualification that'd be useful to you unfortunately, except perhaps if you needed to write a terse letter to someone. | |
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Fauxie said: mdiver said: Thanks for showing up though mate I figured I should make the effort considering your presence on my thread. I have no qualification that'd be useful to you unfortunately, except perhaps if you needed to write a terse letter to someone. You could do my credit control and just write shitty letters all day coz every fucker owes me money at the moment | |
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Ooh, I could go get your money for you! I could get all dressed up and pretty like and I will hide my gun so they won't see it. Then I could politely ask for your money. I bet you they will pay up quickly! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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mdiver said: Fauxie said: I figured I should make the effort considering your presence on my thread. I have no qualification that'd be useful to you unfortunately, except perhaps if you needed to write a terse letter to someone. You could do my credit control and just write shitty letters all day coz every fucker owes me money at the moment I'm there! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: Ooh, I could go get your money for you! I could get all dressed up and pretty like and I will hide my gun so they won't see it. Then I could politely ask for your money. I bet you they will pay up quickly!
Definately in the lead at the moment | |
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Am I hired? Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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mdiver said: Damn I am so crap at keeping track of what i have to do, I need a decent PA!!!
I forgot about 3 meetings up North next week and now i have 8 days worth of bookings to do in 5 days. Anyone good at running diaries???? HELP i am great at info/schedule keeping but work for someone else ? | |
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I'm not too good at hiding my 'gun'. Especially when I've been drinking.
I say go with Shy, considering the 44 double Ds and M16 training. Just leave the odd, terse, money-demanding letter to me. | |
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mdiver said: Fauxie said: I figured I should make the effort considering your presence on my thread. I have no qualification that'd be useful to you unfortunately, except perhaps if you needed to write a terse letter to someone. You could do my credit control and just write shitty letters all day coz every fucker owes me money at the moment | |
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Fauxie said: I'm not too good at hiding my 'gun'. Especially when I've been drinking.
I say go with Shy, considering the 44 double Ds and M16 training. Just leave the odd, terse, money-demanding letter to me. Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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I am willing to compromise. I will give your debtors, Fauxie's terse letter and then I will ask them "politely" for your money?
How is that? [Edited 9/16/05 4:38am] Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: I am willing to compromise. I will give your debtors, Fauxie's terse letter and then I will ask them "politely" for your money?
How is that? [Edited 9/16/05 4:38am] Sounds good to me all I need now is a pic | |
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mdiver said: ShySlantedEye1 said: I am willing to compromise. I will give your debtors, Fauxie's terse letter and then I will ask them "politely" for your money?
How is that? [Edited 9/16/05 4:38am] Sounds good to me all I need now is a pic | |
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REDFEATHERS said: mdiver said: Sounds good to me all I need now is a pic You can't blame me for trying can you? | |
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mdiver said: REDFEATHERS said: You can't blame me for trying can you? Well as you didnt get the vital statistics, moving onto a pic, makes sense.. | |
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mdiver said: ShySlantedEye1 said: I am willing to compromise. I will give your debtors, Fauxie's terse letter and then I will ask them "politely" for your money?
How is that? [Edited 9/16/05 4:38am] Sounds good to me all I need now is a pic Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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How in the hell did we get flames on this thread? I do not understand? Was it me posting my weapons that did it? Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: How in the hell did we get flames on this thread? I do not understand? Was it me posting my weapons that did it?
Flames???? | |
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See em? Maybe I should take my pic down before they lock it? Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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You mean a flaming thread not in the sense that there are aggressive posts aimed at other members, or indeed flaming in the sense that it was started by Asianbomb, but flaming by way of popularity. | |
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Fauxie said: You mean a flaming thread not in the sense that there are aggressive posts aimed at other members, or indeed flaming in the sense that it was started by Asianbomb, but flaming by way of popularity. Yes, course there are no flames, cos *theshedevil* isnt online yet.. [Edited 9/16/05 5:07am] | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Fauxie said: You mean a flaming thread not in the sense that there are aggressive posts aimed at other members, or indeed flaming in the sense that it was started by Asianbomb, but flaming by way of popularity. Yes, course there are no flames, cos *she* isnt online yet.. The score is 2-0 to the UK, by the way. | |
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