Damn I am so crap at keeping track of what i have to do, I need a decent PA!!!

I forgot about 3 meetings up North next week and now i have 8 days worth of bookings to do in 5 days.

Anyone good at running diaries????

HELP

Ahemmmm...

I make a killer coffee as well and I look damn smashing in suit...

HamsterHuey said:

You qualify and that was excellent use of the word smashing, you will fit right it mate.
CV please!

Natisse said:

We have a 2meg connection so at least it would be fast for you!!

mdiver said:

true

Natisse said:

Weird CV...

"Kanga cooking"?

mdiver said:

If you are up north, why not come meet me?

Btw, where in the north?

HamsterHuey said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Weatherby West Yorkshire, please tell me you are close!

mdiver said:

Not close enough..

REDFEATHERS said:

Damn damn and damn again

mdiver said:

you could travel a bit further and assist me on my new range for NEXT

How much are you paying? I am in the market for a new job...

REDFEATHERS said:

How much further?

ShySlantedEye1 said:

Depends on your skills

mdiver said:

Newcastle!

REDFEATHERS said:

Maybe wednesday I could for lunch

mdiver said:

Do you want me to post my resume?

mdiver said:

ShySlantedEye1 said:

That and your vital statistics

REDFEATHERS said:

Its not that far

mdiver said:

brb, gotta iron my knickers!

REDFEATHERS said:

Don't worry about that!

This is just my training up until 2000. I haven't finished with the other listings yet. After you read it, tell me if you think I can handle your appointments?

*Prison Training*

Basic Prisoner Transportation Course, 1999.
Central Inmate Monitoring Course, 1999.
Introduction to Supervision, 1999. (National Independent Study Course)
Instructor Skill Training, 1999.
Re-Certify Self Defense Instructor Training, 1999.
Cardio-Pulmonary Resuscitation Training, 1999.
Use of Force Training, 1998.
Inmate Discipline Course, 1998.
Forklift Operator Training/Licensed by OSHA, 1998.
Lead Self Defense Instructor’s Training, 1998, (Glynco, GA)
Self Defense Instructor’s Training, 1996. (Glynco, GA)
Case Management Course, 1996.
Locator Center Training, 1996.
Inmate Systems Management, 1995.

*Within the last five years, I have received the following awards for job performance; a Quality Step Increase Award, a Sustained Superior Performance Award, an Officer of the Quarter Award and several Special Act Awards.

*Clerical/Administrative Training*
I have a typing speed of 65 words per minute.
I am experienced with the following computer programs; Microsoft Windows 99/98, Corel Word Perfect 8, Word Perfect 6, Word Perfect 5.1, Harvard Graphics, Form Tool, Macintosh Print Shop, Sentry and GroupWise.

*Athletics Training*
Basketball Score Keeping/Referee Techniques, 1993.
(Naval Station Long Beach, CA)
Sports Team Management, 1993. (Naval Station Long Beach, CA)
CPR, First Aid Training and How to retrieve victims from a pool, 1993.
(Naval Station Long Beach, CA)

*Military Training/Courses*
U. S. Marines Range Safety Officer’s Course, 1998. (Camp Pendleton, CA)
U. S. Army Security Manager’s Course, 1992. (Ft. Lewis, WA)
I received an Army Achievement Medal for my work as the Assistant Security Manager, 1992. (Ft. Lewis, WA)
U. S. Army Training Manager’s Course, 1991. (Spangdahlem, Germany)
U. S. Army Hawk Missile Crewman Training, 1990. (Ft. Bliss, TX)
I received an Army Achievement Medal for the highest academic score at the
Hawk Missile Training Center, 1990. (Ft. Bliss, TX)


*Weapons Training*
I currently trained and experienced with the following weapons; .38 Revolver, 1996; 9MM Pistol, 1999; M-16 Rifle, 1999; M-203 Rifle/Grenade Launcher, 1990; .50 Caliber Machine gun, 1992; Light Anti-Tank Missile Launcher, 1990; 12 Gauge Shotgun, 1999.

I received a sharpshooters medal from the U. S. Army for my skill with the M-16 rifle, 1990.

I am member of the California Chapter of the National Association of Blacks in Criminal Justice. I have been the Event Coordinator and the acting Sergeant at Arms over the past two years.

ShySlantedEye1 said:

FUCK!!!

mdiver said:

REDFEATHERS said:

What's the matter, Red?

ShySlantedEye1 said:

I am slightly disappointed in your weapons training, I think you are a little under qualified to run my diary but thankyou for your interest. If you are still interested then may I suggest some further training with some larger weapons systems. We would then be happy to re-consider your application.