The funniest shit you'll ever see.

after you click, scroll down a little and download (it's a zip file)

http://www.squizzle.com/m...sp?id=2191

I love Richard! He's hilarious! I had to turn this off it was too outreageous!

I love Richard too.....how can you hate him. He was on Larry King recently talking about the hurricane....he's originally from New Orleans.

superspaceboy said:

Lord, please don't EVER let me evolve into such an inhumane level of gayness as seen in action by Richard Simmons. That shit was filarious. I had to turn it off.

GlitterStream said:

But you know when he passes..it will be a very sad day for all of us...even if he doesn't embrace his sexuality in public.

superspaceboy said:

He's not "out" ?

Imago777 said:

Has he ever been? I have never heard any mention of it what so ever. It's what makes the jokes and his personna so very funny.

Do you think we'd like him as much if we knew he was gay or would we find him to be annoying?

Imago777 said:

Believe it or not....no. How sad that someone can be so completely intrinsically gay to the very core of the strands of their DNA and not be able to be free because society has his brain so flipped out about being himself.

That shit was hilarious tho

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Supa, you got that right.

MadameS said:

on all points.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That shit is so true i almost cried reading that. Tis a shame isn't it.

I am just getting the full thing now. OMG this shit is HILARIOUS. I can't stop laughing!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Shit I just always assumed that since he is so OUTRAGEOUSLY gay on tv and in the public, he never really HAD to come out! his reasoning probably was "if you can't tell I'm gay just by looking at me then who's the idiot here?"
[Edited 9/13/05 17:59pm]

Does he ever wear anything that is not shorts and a tank top?

CreamyThighs said:

That's true too. Maybe he's like me. To the point where he's like 'I'M GAY AS HELL BITCHES AND I'M HERE TO STAY!! AND FUCK ANYBODY WHO HAS ANYTHING TO SAY!!" Maybe he just doesn't give a fuck

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

alright alright, I get the hint. Yes, I've kissed a couple of men in my day.
Enjoyed one experience actually.

leave me alone about it, ok?

Imago777 said:

You know I wasn't talking to you fool

superspaceboy said:

sometimes when he's hawking his creepy dolls that look like dead old people on QVC, he'll wear a puffy white shirt and a nasty little paisley vest.


it shames me that i know this.

Imago777 said:

GROSS!

GlitterStream said:

Exactly!

Anxiety said:

U like it.

Imago777 said:

Its impossible to see Richard Simmons and not crack a smile.

Very funny guy.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Damn Right!!

richard simmons creeps me out. he's like the stepin fetchitt of gay people. whenever he comes on a show, it's fun to make fun of the creepy gay guy. i laugh, but then i feel like crap for laughing.

Anxiety said:

Interesting analogy that you used Anxiety. He's definitely one hot mess.

Anxiety said:

Yeah I'd imagine if I were gay that Richard Simmons would definately make gay people look bad.

That was some funny shit! Poor Wayne!