Well for those of you who didn't follow my explosive revelations thread, I have revealed myself to be Cow. That biped hating, revolution leading daughter of the Cow Oracle...all me. Some of you knew and played along. Some of you, based on orgnotes sent to Cow, had no idea and guessed others. The vast majority of you probably didn't care. Nevertheless, it is done. Cow is finished. I cannot get into her mindset any more and quite frankly her story arc is done. So why prolong it? I guess I could have had Cow get off her fanny, leave the bar scene of Cuba, head to Nepal and lead the Revolution like she was destined to do but I would have never gotten it right. Cow was too big for me. Cow was too big for us all.

I am preparing to get slammed in this thread for wasting people's time. Or some of you might want to chime in about how nobody gives a rat's ass. Or some of you may want to write in and say how stupid Cow's stuff was. Or some of you might even want to write in and tell me how stupid my stuff is. I will take whatever comes this thread's way. But those of you who appreciated Cow, I ask for you to say something positive, something life-affirming. After all, Cow's main mission in life was animal and Earth preservation, even if meant unseating humanity from the throne. How could that be wrong?

It's on you, Org...



Rest in Peace, Gentle Cow!

Sorry for the double posting...damn computer is not working right this morning. Please write any comments on this thread.

Double post..... FIRST!!!!!

pardonme4livin said:

Taking care of it, have reported it to the moderator.

I liked cow, she will be sorely missed.


She took too much on, she was overworked, now she is on someones plate.

cow?.... not... not real?????

I need milk for my tea.

I LOVED Cow!


No more Cow

XxAxX said:

I REFUSE to believe it! Gottaletitgo is lying!!! Cow is real!!!!!

JediMaster said:

Waiting to see who signs up as Cow when GottaLetitGo deletes it

Teacher said:

COW LIVES!!!!!

XxAxX said:

Cow's number one supporter. I appreciate your kind words to Cow over the past few months. If more humans like you ran the earth, there would have been no need for a cow revolution to start with.

Thanks, XxAxX.

JediMaster said:

Ah...JediMaster. Cow's number one nemesis. The early battles were inspiring and might I add funny as hell. Cow enjoyed sparring with you and enjoyed even more the friendship extended at the end of the journey. You would have been a good friend to Cow.

GottaLetitgo said:

sometimes when an account isn't working you just GottaLetitgo.

Can I have cows hide, to cut up and make some fonkay leather boots with?

sinisterpentatonic said:

omg, that gotta be the worst today

JediMaster said:

I knew you would take this hard JediMaster. It is kinda like finding out the Tooth Fairy is not real.

sinisterpentatonic said:

Grrrrr...actually pretty funny.

PREDOMINANT said:

No, Cow does not end up as a steak. I prefer to think of her laying on a beach somewhere, tanning her lovely hide, and feeling no pain.

Teacher said:

Cow is gone...but her bovine spirit remains.

REDFEATHERS said:

No you may not...Cow needs to be remembered with reverence...not as footwear!

GottaLetitgo said:

But I will be wearing them, and EVERYONE will admire cow..

GottaLetitgo said:

The Tooth Fairy isn't r....NOOOOO!!!

JediMaster said:

I liked Cow. Now if only more orgers would reveal their true identity!

Cow made me laugh my ass off! Great writing!

P.S. Does this mean I can go back to posting pics of chicks in leather?