keeps flirting with me. Badly


Dude keeps slapping my big fat ass all the time and everytime i walk past him, he hugs me.


Dude is funny and u never would think he is gay, but no one else knows he is gay where I work but me. And he embarrasses me infront of other workers with the slaps on the ass etc.... the girls are beginning to think iam gay too


Anyway, i ain't ever had a gay guy fancy me before. Fuck knows why? Maybe I act pretty gay sometimes. With my complete lack of machismo I carry around.

Iam "soft" these days. No postering. And infact, i do stand with both hands on hips sometimes. At first I did that pose as a laugh, now I find it comfortable


At least someone stil fancies me I guess

Who can resist?

PANDURITO said:

dont make me sick.




If only i could look half as greasy as gerardo.

Yeah, that way they'd stop thinking your gay.
They'd know

Your threads are rubbing off on your personality!

PANDURITO said:

No one thinks iam gay. But my mate rather openly gay hugs and ass tugs are making people think a little.

Not that iam really that bothered.

Anxiety said:

Are u saying iam turning gay?

Or will be gay one day.

I hope not.

thesexofit said:

no such thing! i was merely saying your THREADS are gay!

Anxiety said:

? My gayest one was joey lawrecne VS jeremy jordan. Even if that was from a hetero point of view.

I dont look gay or straight. I look odd.

As for the chippendales movie. Its worth seeing. Hmmmmm....

I gotta admit, i can take the flirting very well. I think alot of guys would kick the shit outta him. But i guess he knows iam friendly enough (and dumb enough) for himself to flirt with me, when he knows iam straight.

This guy at my job I use 2 work at had a crush on me, and he still does. I see him every once in a while.

Anxiety said:

Dude, don't panic about the ass slapping thing.

Gay men do that primarily to mark territory, not merely just to come on to you.

is was this one time in college when a girl was coming on to me at my job, and once when we were in the elevator alone together she started stroking my leg with her crutch and giving me the look of love. it was gross.

amigo777 loves this story for some reason.

Anxiety said:

That bitch had a crutch on you!

Imago777 said:

Imago777 said:

Really?

Wow, i need to learn about these things.

thesexofit said:

I am a gay man, and I slap heterosexual men's asses primarily to express fear or indignation.

Anxiety said:

Your treatment of us is not nice.
You're hostile, often distant, and frequently resistent or my flirtation.
Becuase of this, I take offense to that statement. However, you can continue slapping my ass anyways.

Imago777 said:

shut up and turn around, bitch.

Anxiety said:

Its so tempting to slap a womans ass when she is wearing tight jeans. I guess its the same for gay guys too (i.e guy wearing tight jeans)

Anxiety said:

I just got off of work and I'm exhausted. I'll need you to help manuever me into position. Just pull on my snoopy and position me.

thesexofit said:

i've never felt the need to slap anyone's ass to express attraction. it just doesn't seem like it would meet with success.

"sweetie, remember when we met? we were at work, and i was xeroxing some spreadsheets and you came up to me and slapped my ass? it was so romantic!"

This is the best thread you've had in a long time thesexofit

Come to think of it, you're only good threads are gay ones!

I'd actually call it harassment unless yo are ok with it.

Imago777 said:

That's like You calling Dook Gay.

superspaceboy said:

I haven't a clue what you're getting at.

Anxiety said:

I dont slap a girls ass. Its just so silly. But still, squeezing is fun. Though again, unless ur in a relationship with said person, it ain't always a good idea

thesexofit said:

Dude, no one has the right to grab your ass without your permission. If you feel uncomfortable tell him.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I somehow suspect it's consentual.

Imago777 said:

Did you notice how lasciviously he describe his "fat ass". This boy is asking for it.


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