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Thread started 09/14/05 8:58am

eikonoklastes

Human doormat (NSFW)



I am a 32 year old human doormat. Just like any other doormat, I belong on the floor, my face underneath your
shoes, socks or feet. Use your full weight as you stand or walk all over my body and face. A doormat has to take
things as they come, so you can wear any type of shoe that you like. My tongue can take care of any dirt that
might be on the soles of your shoes. Obviously you can also sit down on my face, full weight, clothed or naked.

If you have experience with trampling or face sitting or if you are interested in learning more, please come in and
have a look!


http://www.humandoormat.com/
[Edited 9/14/05 9:08am]
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Reply #1 posted 09/14/05 9:00am

HamsterHuey

You'll do anything to promote your own site, won't you?
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Reply #2 posted 09/14/05 9:01am

ella731

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GREAT!!

what will they think of next neutral
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Reply #3 posted 09/14/05 9:02am

eikonoklastes

HamsterHuey said:

You'll do anything to promote your own site, won't you?


stfu

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Reply #4 posted 09/14/05 9:03am

HamsterHuey

eikonoklastes said:

HamsterHuey said:

You'll do anything to promote your own site, won't you?


stfu

[Joey's pic was here]


You are smiling in that pic, aren't you?
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Reply #5 posted 09/14/05 9:04am

HamsterHuey

My boots were made for walking all over you...
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Reply #6 posted 09/14/05 9:04am

sinisterpentat
onic

I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon
She wore a milton bradley crayon
But she was something I could lay on,
Can�t remember what became of me
Carolina hardcore ecstasy

She put a doobie brothers tape on
Ooh, ooh, ooh listen to the music
I had a roger daltrey cape on oo-wee-oo
A roger daltrey cape on, ooh ooh
There was a bed I dumped her shape on
Can�t remember what became of me . . .
Carolina hardcore ecstasy

Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone
There was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise
Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack
Which she told me would contain a surprise
She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom
Said she knew I�d be surprised she got em
Take a charleston . . . pip . . . to spot em
Then she gave a pair of shoes to me . . .
Plastic leather, 14 triple d

I said: I wonder what�s the shoes for
She told me: don�t you worry no more
And got right down there on the tile floor:
Now darling
Stomp all over me!
Carolina hardcore ecstasy

Is this something new having people stomp on you?
Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
(and other things)
What is this, a quiz?
Dont you worry what it is
It is merely just a moment
I can treasure

You know
By ten oclock
Her arms and legs were rendered
She couldnt talk cause her
Mouth had been extendered
It looked to me as though she had been blendered
What was this abject misery, no no
Carolina hardcore ecstasy, weh-hell

What was this abject misery, no no
Carolina hardcore ecstasy
It might seem strange to herb and dee
Carolina hardcore ecstasy

heart
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Reply #7 posted 09/14/05 9:05am

eikonoklastes

ella731 said:

GREAT!!

what will they think of next neutral


I dunno, maybe something like...



..that? lol
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Reply #8 posted 09/14/05 5:01pm

Rinluv

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eikonoklastes said:

HamsterHuey said:

You'll do anything to promote your own site, won't you?


stfu


Look how he rocks his hah! boots. What are they, combat boots.
Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U.
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Reply #9 posted 09/14/05 5:04pm

abierman

Rinluv said:

eikonoklastes said:



stfu


Look how he rocks his hah! boots. What are they, combat boots.


RimLuv, funny you post here.....hah!
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Reply #10 posted 09/14/05 5:05pm

SammiJ

WHY?!
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Reply #11 posted 09/14/05 5:10pm

abierman

I find this thread to be gay..... confused
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Reply #12 posted 09/15/05 12:51am

HamsterHuey

abierman said:

I find this thread to be gay..... confused


Just cuz I have combat boots just like that?
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Reply #13 posted 09/15/05 1:02am

abierman

HamsterHuey said:

abierman said:

I find this thread to be gay..... confused


Just cuz I have combat boots just like that?



I didn't know that.....but, yeah....
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Reply #14 posted 09/15/05 1:22pm

MadameS

eikonoklastes said:

HamsterHuey said:

You'll do anything to promote your own site, won't you?


stfu


shocked eek
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