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Human doormat (NSFW) I am a 32 year old human doormat. Just like any other doormat, I belong on the floor, my face underneath your shoes, socks or feet. Use your full weight as you stand or walk all over my body and face. A doormat has to take things as they come, so you can wear any type of shoe that you like. My tongue can take care of any dirt that might be on the soles of your shoes. Obviously you can also sit down on my face, full weight, clothed or naked. If you have experience with trampling or face sitting or if you are interested in learning more, please come in and have a look! http://www.humandoormat.com/ [Edited 9/14/05 9:08am] | |
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You'll do anything to promote your own site, won't you? | |
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GREAT!!
what will they think of next | |
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HamsterHuey said: You'll do anything to promote your own site, won't you?
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eikonoklastes said: HamsterHuey said: You'll do anything to promote your own site, won't you?
[Joey's pic was here] You are smiling in that pic, aren't you? | |
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My boots were made for walking all over you... | |
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She wore a milton bradley crayon But she was something I could lay on, Can�t remember what became of me Carolina hardcore ecstasy She put a doobie brothers tape on Ooh, ooh, ooh listen to the music I had a roger daltrey cape on oo-wee-oo A roger daltrey cape on, ooh ooh There was a bed I dumped her shape on Can�t remember what became of me . . . Carolina hardcore ecstasy Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone There was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack Which she told me would contain a surprise She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom Said she knew I�d be surprised she got em Take a charleston . . . pip . . . to spot em Then she gave a pair of shoes to me . . . Plastic leather, 14 triple d I said: I wonder what�s the shoes for She told me: don�t you worry no more And got right down there on the tile floor: Now darling Stomp all over me! Carolina hardcore ecstasy Is this something new having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure? (and other things) What is this, a quiz? Dont you worry what it is It is merely just a moment I can treasure You know By ten oclock Her arms and legs were rendered She couldnt talk cause her Mouth had been extendered It looked to me as though she had been blendered What was this abject misery, no no Carolina hardcore ecstasy, weh-hell What was this abject misery, no no Carolina hardcore ecstasy It might seem strange to herb and dee Carolina hardcore ecstasy | |
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ella731 said: GREAT!!
what will they think of next I dunno, maybe something like... ..that? | |
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eikonoklastes said: HamsterHuey said: You'll do anything to promote your own site, won't you?
Look how he rocks his boots. What are they, combat boots. Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U. | |
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Rinluv said: eikonoklastes said: Look how he rocks his boots. What are they, combat boots. RimLuv, funny you post here..... | |
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WHY?! | |
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I find this thread to be gay..... | |
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abierman said: I find this thread to be gay.....
Just cuz I have combat boots just like that? | |
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HamsterHuey said: abierman said: I find this thread to be gay.....
Just cuz I have combat boots just like that? I didn't know that.....but, yeah.... | |
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eikonoklastes said: HamsterHuey said: You'll do anything to promote your own site, won't you?
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