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Thread started 09/14/05 10:14am

funkpill

Blond Joke

A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up

and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings

and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

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Reply #1 posted 09/14/05 10:15am

Nothinbutjoy

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falloff
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #2 posted 09/14/05 10:17am

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Reply #3 posted 09/14/05 10:35pm

emm

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cool




hmmm

dice dice anyone??
doveShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay dove
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Reply #4 posted 09/14/05 10:42pm

HollowellSA

emm said:

cool




hmmm

dice dice anyone??

lol
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Reply #5 posted 09/14/05 11:43pm

Ocean

giggle
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Reply #6 posted 09/15/05 2:18am

susannah

giggle

thats really good!!
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Reply #7 posted 09/15/05 4:22am

Number23

mad
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Reply #8 posted 09/15/05 4:26am

REDFEATHERS

me likey lol
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