dear ace,

are you watching my fair brady?

Ace said:

How many people were involved in formulating this response? as you said, ask "ace" a question. but there seems to be more than one of you. If I had known that you were a team I would have baked a cake.

ella731 said:

Dear Ms. 731:

Mr. Ace always appreciates letters concerning reality TV, so we immediately forwarded him your missive. His forwarded response is below:

Ace said:

ace thank you for your personal time to answer my question.

LleeLlee said:

Dear Ms. Llee:

When you send your soiled panties to Daniel Day Lewis, do you really believe that Mr. Lewis personally responds to all of your letters? Are you that delusional?

Incidentally, your statement that you would have "baked a cake" had you known there was a team here is, quite frankly, riddled with subliminal desire to engage in sexual relations with more than one male at a time. You are a dirty, dirty girl.

The autographed 8x10 you have requested is enclosed.

Best,
Ace's Question Thread Support

Should I say yes? OR should I say no?

ella731 said:

Dear Ms. 731:

Mr. Ace responds, "Anytime, babe."

Best,
AQT Support

sag10 said:

Dear Ms. 10:

Thank you for your inquiry to AQT.

Could you please provide us with a little more detail regarding your situation, so that we may respond in an appropriate manner?

Should you not wish to do so, I can tell you that, when faced with a choice of "Yes" or "No" with no further details, Mr. Ace always advises going with "No".

Thanks in advance,
AQT Support

Ace said:

Thanks Mr. Ace that was my choice as well.

Ace said:

I sent your soiled panties to Mr Lewis and he did respond personally as it happens. He said "I know this mister ace is a fan of mine but please refrain from sending me his soiled undergarments."

I see that the word "cake" and "baking" are words that I should use wisely as upon hearing them you immediately start to gurgle and thrash about in a sexual manner, not unlike an ourangutang flashing its bright red buttocks at unsuspecting females.


thanks for the pic!


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[Edited 9/14/05 8:27am]

LleeLlee said:

Dear Ms. Llee:

Mr. Ace is quite busy at this time dating Daniel Day Lewis. But we would like you to know that the AQT support staff is available.

Best,
AQT Support

Ace said:

:cake:

:baking:

LleeLlee said:

Dear Ms. Llee:



Sincerely,
AQT Support

hey Ace :


re: the expression "to have one's cake & eat it too"..
why is "eating it" seen as an "extra" or an "greedy" thing??

isn't "eating your cake" the NEXT LOGICAL STEP to having it???


or am I missing something???

Ace said:

Dear ace,

while we are on the topic of reality shows, what about INXS who is your pick. I myself think the show is silly and ridiculous, but always seem to watch it.

coco beans and cheese curls
eve

mltijchr said:

Dear Mr. mltijchr:

Thank you for your inquiry.

We believe this expression refers to the impossibility of still having a cake after you have eaten it. We could be wrong, though.

Incidentally, we are big fans of your "Interview Yourself" thread!

Best,
AQT Support

P.S. You have somewhat of an unusual name. What are its origins?

hey Ace!
THANKS for your answer.. & your compliment!


for the record, to me the whole point in HAVING the cake is to EAT it..
so once I have it.. I'm EATING it.

all of a sudden,
I have a "hankerin'" for some cake..

ella731 said:

Dear Eve:

Thank you for your inquiry regarding INXS: Rock Star.

We here at AQT believe Suzie's chances to be akin to a snowball's in Hades. That leaves Marty, J.D. and Mig.

If we were advising Our Band, INXS, we would recommend passing on Marty, as we believe he will be bald in the not-too-distant future.

Mig is an incredibly nice guy, but perhaps too nice to make a compelling frontman. Jerk Dog, while an insufferable little prick with limited vocal range, is probably Our Band's only hope of resuscitating their career.

We would be very interested in hearing your thoughts on this matter.

Best,
AQT Support

mltijchr said:

Dear Mr. mltijchr:

You did not answer our question regarding your name. Boy, you're a difficult interview!

AQT Support

P.S. All this talk of cake is making me horny again!

"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me." Is this the corniest lyric in existence or are there others? also, "guilty feet have got no rhythm."

both taken from the stupid lyric archive.

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[Edited 9/14/05 10:30am]

LleeLlee said:

Dear Ms. Llee:

Those are right up there. Frankly, there are so many corny lyrics in popular music that one doesn't know where to begin. But it seems that corny is the way to go if you wanna bring in the really big bucks! Here, I've written your debut single for you:

I'll love you
Forever
Forevvvvver!
Baby

You can thank me with 15% of the royalties.

Best,
AQT Support

Ace!
damn, my bad!

I was so flattered by your compliment of the "self-interview" thread that I failed to see your inquiry about my, um, 1st name..!


so..
as for my name

JaChri

there is indeed a rather long, involved & somewhat dramatic story involved in it.. 1 day I will sell the rights of this story to NBC, who will then of course do a miniseries based on my life after the name change..

really though
I in fact gave myself this name
then I later learned that in French there is a very similar word -

"jacquerie"

which means "little revolution" - I REALLY DIG that idea, that connection!

as far as I know - & at least here in the USA - my name is quite unique, which I of course LOVE. to boot, more than 1 woman has complimented me on my name, too - ICING ON THE CAKE !

DAMN, I SAID THAT WORD "CAKE" AGAIN.


I think I see a bakery in my future..

mltijchr said:

Dear Mr. JaChri:

And where does the "mlti" come in?

Best,
AQT Support

P.S. Why is it that, when we hear the words "cake" and "bake", we now picture Ms. Llee getting double-teamed?

ella731 said:

Dear Ms. Eve:

Further to your question about Rock Star: INXS:

Did you see the show last night? If so, was it just me or was Brooke Burke about an inch away from showing clitoral hood?

Best,
AQT Support

Dear Ace:


the "mlti" in my org.name is based on 1 of my myriad Yahoo! email address :

"multiJaChri"

as at this time, I have no fewer than 5 active email addresses in Yahoo!


plus, I like the concept of "multi", as it describes "more than 1".
you know.. multi-talented, multidimensional, multi-lingual, etc..


p.s. - as for "cake" & "bake" & "Ms. Llee"..
I do hereby enthusiastically refrain from "going there".

Dear Mr Ace:

Who of all 16 Big Brohter 6 contestants would you most like to get naked with and why?

Posting a picture of said person would also be helpful for those here who dont watch.

Thank you for your time.
[Edited 9/14/05 14:01pm]

newpower99 said:

Ace said:

Have you taken leave of your senses? Has your balloon finally popped?

anyhow, I cant sing

LleeLlee said:

Dear Ms. Llee:

In the 21st century, that is no longer a problem!

Can you wear revealing clothing and grind about in a suggestive manner? If so, you're in like Flynn.

Best,
AQT Support

I'm hungry and the cupboard is bare. What colour should I paint the rumpus room floor?