Still lives at home with his mother, he is 33. Used to look like a pale and pasty version of John Turturro with long hair - we called him Ratboy behind his back. Never used to smile or say hello.

He goes to Greece for 6 weeks on a holiday to the island of Lesvos, and he came back yesterday and all of a sudden he's HOT! tanned, great hair, very white teeth - smiling all the time, even came over to our place to chat!!! WTF? Maybe he really went to have an Extreme Makeover

He got laid too... brought him right out of his little shell

StaticDeth said:

that's what I thought

IstenSzek said:

Look! I am glowing!

charlottegelin said:

I'm sorry but he's still a serial killer with 8 bodies in his crawlspace.....but with a tan.


M

Are you sure it's the same guy?

IstenSzek said:

Me too

mdiver said:

His fiancee will not be very happy! she did not go with him!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Madness - Mummy's Boy Lyrics


(Oy !) in the pub, about seven thirty
Mother makes sure that his face ain't dirty
Him and mother go everywhere
Holds her hand without a care
Lived with mother for fourty years
The neighbourhood said that he must be queer
Normal folk a-just don't like that
Glad he can't hear behind his back
When mother dies, he will have a cry
'cos he'll be on his own
He's frightened stiff, would he come to this?
Will he lose her to the heavenly home?
In the pub, about seven thirty
Mother makes sure that his face ain't dirty
Him and mother go everywhere
Holds her hand without a care
Lived with mother for fourty years
The neighbourhood said that he must be queer
Normal folk a-just don't like that
Glad he can't hear behind his back
When mother dies, he'll have a cry
'cos he'll be on his own
He's frightened stiff, would he come to this?
Will he lose her to the heavenly home?
Once went out with a London girl
Dirty weekend in a hotel
Broke it off when she got shirty
She was twelve and he was thirty
Right after that he was bedsore
He wouldn't go out with girls no more
From that day since, he never has
He wants to do a-something dirty




Maybe now he can turn down all of the girls who rejected him.....paybacks a bitch

Mach said:

naahh, they're a nice Greek family next door, his sister still lives at home too, and the other brother comes with his fiancee for dinner twice a week.

StaticDeth said:

charlottegelin said:

Opa!!!!! In that case nab him, he might be a keeper.

M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I'm married with 3 kids and he is engaged.

Yes, but what's he like on the inside?

BreddieMercury said:

my honest opinion? thick as a plank

charlottegelin said:

I can see the two of you going far.

IstenSzek said:

Yep

Are you sure it's a guy?

althom said:

lady with hairy chest alert!!!

charlottegelin said:

OMG! I saw him the other day, and he's back to normal greasy hair, 5 o'clock shadow all day long, sour face. He's probably suffering post-travel depression. he only just bothered to wave hello!