I am fed up with being treated like a piece of meat because I have a nice body. I can't trust them anymore because I can't tell if they want to sleep with me or just wanna get to know me.

I want to get to know you, and have sex.

Photos please.

I ain't looking for a one night stand... I only wanna feel you up.

cynthiasocks has a really nice butt.

i mean, REALLY nice.

Anxiety said:

get off this thread, I'm working my mojo!

jerseykrs said:

well, okay.

but i'm serious as a heart attack about that ass.

i mean, damn.

I hate this thread.

Nero said:

this thread has a flat ass.

Anxiety said:

Yeah. To hell with flat ass.

More about CynthiasSocks, please. With pictures.

jerseykrs said:

Thats a good chatup line. I may use it (i never bother)

Nero said:

you could bounce hot chicks off his ass like it was a goddamn trampoline. good gosh almighty.

thesexofit said:

You gotta figure, if they don't go for it, they're not the type you want to talk to anyway!!!

Anxiety said:

I've never seen this ass, unfortunately. I can only take your word, superior one.

Nero said:

i don't consider myself an authority on many things, but i know a thing or two about ass.

Anxiety said:

Perhaps you should give us all lessons in what to look for in ass and all that.

I'd even paypal you a buck or two.

Anxiety said:

Converting him as I speak!

Nero said:

my ass wisdom is priceless, i am sorry.

Anxiety said:

Dammmit all to hell.

When did this thread turn gay? I was anticipating hot breeder sex, dammit!

sextonseven said:

what site did you think you were on again?

Anxiety said:

Penthouseforum.com?

Damn,

I thought of quite a few smart arse comments, but looks like they're all taken.

sextonseven said:

hot breeder sex is a few doors down, to your right. just follow yer ears.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Is that the Computer Blue hallway with names on the door?

TMPletz said:

yep, that's the one.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I heard two women taking a bath together in that room. That doesn't sound like breeder sex to me.


But I'll take it.

sextonseven said:

Just ask if you can join them and go with the flow.

sextonseven said:

i think those two are just bi-curious or something... that, or they're just conserving bath water.

i feel the gayness slipping a notch or two.