theAudience said:

theAudience said:

at four in the morning, the cleaning people had already cleaned all the bathrooms, and nobody had come in to foul 'em up.

just do your business and get out of there - no need to linger!

Anxiety said:

Admit it, you had a really big wank didn't you?

ehuffnsd said:

Is that you?

Anxiety said:

Excellent.

Btw, we need a "relief" or Whew! emoticon.


tA

Tribal Disorder

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bkw said:

you know, if i'd had enough energy to think about it, it would have been a perfect opportunity to deflower the workplace. alas...

psychodelicide said:

This used to be such a mystery to me. How can you not hit the toilet if you're sitting directly on the seat? Then I learned lots of women crouch above the seats.

I dont hate public restrooms so much as i hate public restroom doorknobs.

sextonseven said:

I personally don't do that, but yes, some women do it that way. I always put toilet paper on the seat though, because a lot of times, the seat is wet because of the "crouchers". Ain't nothin' worse than sitting on a wet toilet seat.

cinnamonjo said:

I always use paper towels for the doorknobs.....I hate when there are no paper towels though. I feel like I have to get toilet paper to open it, but if there are a lot of women in there I don't want them thinking I'm crazy tryin' to avoid touching the doorknob after I've just washed my hands. I like when someone else goes out right before I do so they'll hold the door for me.

NWF said:

I'm gonna dress up like a man and go in the bathroom just so I can peek over your shoulder to see what you're packin'.....

cinnamonjo said:

Yeah. It's like that bowl of peanuts at the bar. :nastyasallfuck:

GlitterStream said:

Anything in a n open bowl in a bar is off limits. Period.com

Glitter, is it true that your Glamslamkid? If so, i missed ya.

cinnamonjo said:

tissue is for opening the door as well

cinnamonjo said:

Ugh, back when I lived in the dorms at the University of Kentucky, it was pure horror. I'd often walk down my hall to go take a pee and find something like I used tampon hanging from one of the stalls. Fucking sick.

Then, my friend John lived next to me in K-3, and he'd go down to his bathroom and by God if people weren't taking pisses on toilet paper. All the rolls, someone would PEE on the ones hanging up by the toilet to wipe with.

Public bathrooms are nasty anyway. Dorm bathrooms are fucking degrading.

mmmm
What does 'cottaging' mean?

HamsterHuey said:

There is no way you don't know that!

mdiver said:

Hehehe
was just trying to find out who does...

Ohhhh muffy!

HamsterHuey said:

Ohhhhh Gooey

Gold319 said:

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Nero said:

Thank God I never had to share a hall bathroom. I only had to share a bathroom with three other girls one year, but two of them were nasty as hell.

I heard the doorknobs have more disease then the toilet seats.

Avoid all White Castle bathrooms.

2freaky4church1 said:

probably because nobody actually sits on them. I know I don't

I licked a toilet seat and it tasted like bubblegum.

2freaky4church1 said:

you lie

cinnamonjo said:

Of course it's me. Can't you tell? As i type this i'm listening to RuPaul "Snapshot" I love the fuck outta her. Yep. It's me. In the flash.

I would lick a public toilet seat before I'd use a PORT-A-POTTY ...