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muirdo said: I bloody have.
When i was about 20 i used to work at Butlins(a British holiday camp) in the amusement arcade. It was in a childrens venue so the majority of the customers were young kids. One day 2 wee boys came into the arcade with water pistols and they were scooshing each other with them.I used to have a carry on with the kids so i took there water pistols off of them and started scooshing them for a laugh. Just as i was doing that this huge woman walked in with a wee girl who was soaked to the skin  I heard the woman shout "IS THAT THE BASTARD" and seen that she was pointing to me.
At that i looked down at the boys and said "is that your mum" and the next thing POW she had punched me on the cheek,and it was a hard one. I wouldnt have hit her back so im backing up trying to tell her she had made a mistake but she just kept on punching me.Then to make things worse her husband came running in and did a flying kick to my chest.I now look back at it thinking i should have popped a cap in her ass with my water pistols but all the good ideas come to you afterwards, dont they. Anyway security came in after that and managed to get the 2 of them off me. I took a right ribbing from my workmates for that but now i can look back at it and have a laugh at myself. 
So come on tough guys how many of you have been beaten up by a woman? Sir, You are my new hero. The fact that you restrained yourself during the incident shows great inner-strength. That you laugh about it now shows great perspective. That you posted on this thread risking ridicule from Prince fans shows great courage. Stand proud & give yourself a little reward. Go out & buy yourself a new dress. [Edited 9/12/05 20:34pm] | |
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  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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 more like "gentleman" 
shut it robot! She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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I was in a street fighting tournament and I was up against this chinese woman with thighs like an ox. It was a pretty even battle that ended with a double knock out; She landed her spinning bird kick at the same time as I executed my dragon punch. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Nah, my wife was standing on the bed one time throwing hangers at me and she's gone nuts slapping me on the arms and stuff a few times but I cant say I've been beaten up by a woman. I'll try anything once though. | |
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it seemed like a good idea for a thread at the time. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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muirdo said:
it seemed like a good idea for a thread at the time. 
Well I've enjoyed it. I think you should start more threads like this. 
Oh, before I forget...  | |
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As far as I'm concerned, if someone has a problem and wants to resolve it through violence, I'm going to try to be as diplomatic as possible.
If that doesn't work and they're hitting me, I'm going to stop them, regardless of what sex they are. A woman shouldn't have any special priviledges, especially a violent one. | |
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BreddieMercury said: As far as I'm concerned, if someone has a problem and wants to resolve it through violence, I'm going to try to be as diplomatic as possible.
If that doesn't work and they're hitting me, I'm going to stop them, regardless of what sex they are. A woman shouldn't have any special priviledges, especially a violent one.  | |
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BreddieMercury said: As far as I'm concerned, if someone has a problem and wants to resolve it through violence, I'm going to try to be as diplomatic as possible.
If that doesn't work and they're hitting me, I'm going to stop them, regardless of what sex they are. A woman shouldn't have any special priviledges, especially a violent one. I agree. I don't think we want to send the message to anyone that hitting people is fine, be they man or woman. As far as I see it women who slap men are cowards. It only takes a little intelligence to avoid that and instead make your point verbally using reason, but I guess that's not always possible depending on the person involved. Let's face it, hitting people is just wrong, regardless of either party's gender. Let's just leave it at that. | |
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Fauxie said: BreddieMercury said: As far as I'm concerned, if someone has a problem and wants to resolve it through violence, I'm going to try to be as diplomatic as possible.
If that doesn't work and they're hitting me, I'm going to stop them, regardless of what sex they are. A woman shouldn't have any special priviledges, especially a violent one. I agree. I don't think we want to send the message to anyone that hitting people is fine, be they man or woman. As far as I see it women who slap men are cowards. It only takes a little intelligence to avoid that and instead make your point verbally using reason, but I guess that's not always possible depending on the person involved. Let's face it, hitting people is just wrong, regardless of either party's gender. Let's just leave it at that. Boy please, Thai women love slapping men. Your wife probably breaks out the frying pan, or spatula or whatnot. | |
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ImagoMind777 said: Fauxie said: I agree. I don't think we want to send the message to anyone that hitting people is fine, be they man or woman. As far as I see it women who slap men are cowards. It only takes a little intelligence to avoid that and instead make your point verbally using reason, but I guess that's not always possible depending on the person involved. Let's face it, hitting people is just wrong, regardless of either party's gender. Let's just leave it at that. Boy please, Thai women love slapping men. Your wife probably breaks out the frying pan, or spatula or whatnot. lol, no as I mentioned earlier her weapon of choice is clothes hangers. | |
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my ex-girlfriend once bitch-slapped me real hard.....I couldn't help but finding it very sexy.....and it did hurt!!! | |
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I love being slapped  | |
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i am beaten almost every day by a woman ... hell ... i am MARRIED !!!  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I love being slapped
That's what gets you into trouble on coach rides... | |
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could you start another thread up for the banter please.
allow this one to die with dignity. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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BreddieMercury said: As far as I'm concerned, if someone has a problem and wants to resolve it through violence, I'm going to try to be as diplomatic as possible.
If that doesn't work and they're hitting me, I'm going to stop them, regardless of what sex they are. A woman shouldn't have any special priviledges, especially a violent one. I dont condone violence from either sex, still, there's something about a man hitting a woman that makes me feel nauseous. | |
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WHEN I WAS RUNNING FOH GOVERNATOH, SOME WOMAN AHCCUSED ME OF BEAHTING HER UHP.....I AM TOUGH, JA....BHUT, I NEHVER GET BEAHTEN BY WOMEN.....I LIKE TO BEAHT UP GIRLIE-MEN....JA.... [Edited 9/13/05 7:54am] | |
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Ahnold said: WHEN I WAS RUNNING FOH GOVERNATOH, SOME WOMAN AHCCUSED ME OF BEAHTING HER UHP.....I AM TOUGH, JA....BHUT, I NEHVER GET BEAHTEN BY WOMEN.....I LIKE TO BEAHT UP GIRLIE-MEN....JA....
[Edited 9/13/05 7:54am]  Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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muirdo said: Ahnold said: WHEN I WAS RUNNING FOH GOVERNATOH, SOME WOMAN AHCCUSED ME OF BEAHTING HER UHP.....I AM TOUGH, JA....BHUT, I NEHVER GET BEAHTEN BY WOMEN.....I LIKE TO BEAHT UP GIRLIE-MEN....JA....
[Edited 9/13/05 7:54am] Ah am no noohb.....Ah'm Ahnold  | |
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