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Printablemdiver said: heyduckie said: mmmmOHHHHMMAAAANNMMMMMYEEEEESSSSS hows that? Yep that will do the trick  | |
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heyduckie said: MikeMatronik said: I have a huge one
 so do i. i keep it in the drawer beside my bed 
[Edited 9/11/05 15:22pm] I think all women do."as prince goes poom poom poom poom
she go BOOMshockaLockaBOOM" -Shausler  | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: When I was 5. I had a run in with my zipper while I was peeing. It was very painful, no major damage. I was not circumcized yet. That may have saved me.
M YET!?!?! You were circumcized AFTER age 5?  | |
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...uh...mine hasn't had a run in with anything in a very, very long time...  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: When I was 5. I had a run in with my zipper while I was peeing. It was very painful, no major damage. I was not circumcized yet. That may have saved me.
M YET!?!?! You were circumcized AFTER age 5? I was circumcized at age 18. It wasn't for cosmetic reasons. The skin was too tight so I had trouble cleaning it. I didn't want a stinky tweenky. I miss it though. Now I can last for hours because of the sensitivity. I don't even have to think of baseball or anything like that. 
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: ReturnOfDOOK said: YET!?!?! You were circumcized AFTER age 5? I was circumcized at age 18. It wasn't for cosmetic reasons. The skin was too tight so I had trouble cleaning it. I didn't want a stinky tweenky. I miss it though. Now I can last for hours because of the sensitivity. I don't even have to think of baseball or anything like that.
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It wasn't semi-stiff (not stiff at all, actually), but one time I was at a fetish party and I was wearing chaps (my girlfriend's fetish). Anyhoo...when you're wearing chaps and exposing la derriere, you've got to have something to cover the front bits, right? So, I'm wearing this leather, studded g-string with a big-ass zipper.
Long story short, I'd had a few and after draining the lizard I zipped-up a little too quickly. There are not words to describe the feeling. Luckily, everything was okay. Boy, I really miss the good ol' days.  | |
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mdiver said: MikeMatronik said: I have a hug one
A hug one????? no girls body can compete with mine
no girls rap can top my lines no girls kiss can ring your chimes come on boy lets make some time   | |
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Ever throw a pair of jeans on right out of the dryer, and brand your johnson?... now theres some pain... LOL | |
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Tom said: Ever throw a pair of jeans on right out of the dryer, and brand your johnson?... now theres some pain... LOL
thankfully no. | |
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Ace said: It wasn't semi-stiff (not stiff at all, actually), but one time I was at a fetish party and I was wearing chaps (my girlfriend's fetish). Anyhoo...when you're wearing chaps and exposing la derriere, you've got to have something to cover the front bits, right? So, I'm wearing this leather, studded g-string with a big-ass zipper.
Long story short, I'd had a few and after draining the lizard I zipped-up a little too quickly. There are not words to describe the feeling. Luckily, everything was okay. Boy, I really miss the good ol' days. fetish party eh? sounds interesting! post pics To Sir, with Love | |
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Nope can't say I have ever had that problem..... | |
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