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Org tough men.......have you ever been beaten up by a woman? I bloody have.
When i was about 20 i used to work at Butlins(a British holiday camp) in the amusement arcade. It was in a childrens venue so the majority of the customers were young kids. One day 2 wee boys came into the arcade with water pistols and they were scooshing each other with them.I used to have a carry on with the kids so i took there water pistols off of them and started scooshing them for a laugh. Just as i was doing that this huge woman walked in with a wee girl who was soaked to the skin  I heard the woman shout "IS THAT THE BASTARD" and seen that she was pointing to me.
At that i looked down at the boys and said "is that your mum" and the next thing POW she had punched me on the cheek,and it was a hard one. I wouldnt have hit her back so im backing up trying to tell her she had made a mistake but she just kept on punching me.Then to make things worse her husband came running in and did a flying kick to my chest.I now look back at it thinking i should have popped a cap in her ass with my water pistols but all the good ideas come to you afterwards, dont they. Anyway security came in after that and managed to get the 2 of them off me. I took a right ribbing from my workmates for that but now i can look back at it and have a laugh at myself. 
So come on tough guys how many of you have been beaten up by a woman? Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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PANDURITO said:
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stop it!! Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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NEVER LIKE THAT DANG !!! 
when i was like 21 or so ... my girlfriend came down to my college ... and she got into it with me ... started hitting etc ... thinking i was cheating ... or somethin crazy... as i remember it ... gave me a bloody nose ... she went home ... and i remember lookin in the mirror saying "dang she is a hubby beater" or somethin like that ... it was really bad ... but of course i didnt wanna "hit back " ... i just took it ... no real punches to the face or anything ...  ... that gal was really psycho ... and we didnt last long that is for sure ... (and i was not cheating on her ) | |
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MisterMan38 said:[quote]NEVER LIKE THAT DANG !!!
when i was like 21 or so ... my girlfriend came down to my college ... and she got into it with me ... started hitting etc ... thinking i was cheating ... or somethin crazy... as i remember it ... gave me a bloody nose ... she went home ... and i remember lookin in the mirror saying "dang she is a hubby beater" or somethin like that ... it was really bad ... but of course i didnt wanna "hit back " ... i just took it ... no real punches to the face or anything ... ... that gal was really psycho ... and we didnt last long that is for sure ... (and i was not cheating on her )[/quote]
yeah, right. | |
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MisterMan38 said: NEVER LIKE THAT DANG !!!
when i was like 21 or so ... my girlfriend came down to my college ... and she got into it with me ... started hitting etc ... thinking i was cheating ... or somethin crazy... as i remember it ... gave me a bloody nose ... she went home ... and i remember lookin in the mirror saying "dang she is a hubby beater" or somethin like that ... it was really bad ... but of course i didnt wanna "hit back " ... i just took it ... no real punches to the face or anything ... ... that gal was really psycho ... and we didnt last long that is for sure ... (and i was not cheating on her )Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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muirdo said:
MisterMan38 Two in distress makes sorrow less  | |
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Two in distress makes sorrow less
i MIGHT HAVE been in distress THAN ... but NOT NOW !!!! the stupid things we do when we are young ... | |
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No, in fear that they would turn round and give me a right belting. The situation may be made worse if I wept like a little girl. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: No, in fear that they would turn round and give me a right belting. The situation may be made worse if I wept like a little girl.
Ponce! | |
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Cloudbuster said: Ponce!
Up yours Grandad! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Up yours Grandad!
Little tarts, they love it! | |
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interestingly, i underrated this skinny chic i was seeing on the side. pissed her off this day in the bedroom and tried to pillow fight her next thing i know she had me floored.didt know she was a karate expert.man talk about being under a woman! | |
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Spookymuffin said: | |
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How does one qualify as an org "tough man" ? | |
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jerseykrs said: How does one qualify as an org "tough man" ?
 ...there are a few...a few not many | |
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jerseykrs said: How does one qualify as an org "tough man" ?
You are a glorified sissy, no need to apply | |
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ella731 said: jerseykrs said: How does one qualify as an org "tough man" ?
You are a glorified sissy, no need to apply 
aww Don't be too hard on him | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: ella731 said: You are a glorified sissy, no need to apply
aww Don't be too hard on him He loves it really.  | |
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ella731 said: AndGodCreatedMe said:
aww Don't be too hard on him He loves it really. I think he does | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: ella731 said: He loves it really. I think he does  | |
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ella731 said: jerseykrs said: How does one qualify as an org "tough man" ?
You are a glorified sissy, no need to apply [Play NICE snip - luv4u] Just let me sweat this bender out first. | |
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jerseykrs said: ella731 said: You are a glorified sissy, no need to apply [Play NICE snip - luv4u] Just let me sweat this bender out first. nice try  | |
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jerseykrs said: ella731 said: You are a glorified sissy, no need to apply [Play NICE snip - luv4u] Just let me sweat this bender out first. maybe after this sweat you will be more attractive to the opposite sex | |
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ella731 said: jerseykrs said: [Play NICE snip - luv4u] Just let me sweat this bender out first. maybe after this sweat you will be more attractive to the opposite sex I hope not!!!!! | |
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jerseykrs said: ella731 said: maybe after this sweat you will be more attractive to the opposite sex I hope not!!!!! Im going to win admit it fucker  | |
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