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Has anyone noticed that guys who wear jeans in porn never wear undies? 
. [Edited 9/11/05 21:48pm] | |
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it's porn, silly...having undies on underneath one's clothes defeats the entire purpose.  | |
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 wear undies under my jeans.
They're my Prince undies.  | |
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That doesn't mean you're a porn star too, Dook!  | |
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Dat's cuz the amount of time it takes to take them off means the more amount of time the viewer* spends on the fast forward button.
* me  | |
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Never paid enough attention, but really, how much time could it take to push the undies to the side or down? | |
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AzureStarr said: Never paid enough attention, but really, how much time could it take to push the undies to the side or down?
..about three tenths of a second... | |
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roodboi said: AzureStarr said: Never paid enough attention, but really, how much time could it take to push the undies to the side or down?
..about three tenths of a second... So, perhaps they should buckle up. Or not. Maybe it's the thrill of the commando thing. "Ooooh, my man is ready and waiting for me.... nothing is holding him back, not even his Calvins". I dunno. Kinda silly. | |
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I would just be afraid when I finished and I zipped back up, my semi-stiff weenie might have a run in with the zipper.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I would just be afraid when I finished and I zipped back up, my semi-stiff weenie might have a run in with the zipper.
...my cousin ended up at the doctors office because of a "zipper" injury...  | |
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roodboi said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I would just be afraid when I finished and I zipped back up, my semi-stiff weenie might have a run in with the zipper.
...my cousin ended up at the doctors office because of a "zipper" injury... Did his penis get cut off? | |
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..nope..just nicked up pretty good..he said "it bled like a head wound"...I still laugh about that shit... | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: In case there are any skid marks..... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: ReturnOfDOOK said: In case there are any skid marks..... M  | |
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my question is why? To Sir, with Love | |
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AzureStarr said: Never paid enough attention, but really, how much time could it take to push the undies to the side or down?
You're so hot! | |
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I really dont care or pay attention 2 that kind of stuff while watching porn.
And whats the point of wearing them, when he's just gonna take it off. He's tryin 2 get 2 the pussy as fast as he can, with no underwear in the way. Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: it's porn, silly...having undies on underneath one's clothes defeats the entire purpose.
 Precisely. | |
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jerseykrs said: AzureStarr said: Never paid enough attention, but really, how much time could it take to push the undies to the side or down?
You're so hot! fuck yeah she is! To Sir, with Love | |
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The title of this thread confuses me...  | |
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christ did someone just revert to being eight years old? | |
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notoriousj said: The title of this thread confuses me...
me too at first.... known what I mean? To Sir, with Love | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I would just be afraid when I finished and I zipped back up, my semi-stiff weenie might have a run in with the zipper.
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Milty said: christ did someone just revert to being eight years old?
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as i have said before and i'll say again and again and again...undies/panties are HIGHLY overrated.
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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