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Dana Carvey - Choppin Bro-co-layyyyy! Does anyone recall this skit on SNL back in the day. It was Dana Carvey, Sigourney Weaver and Phil Hartman. I can't watch it without peeing my pants. The look on Sigourney Weaver and Phil Hartman's face are priceless.
It's about a guy that is auditioning for a record lable. (or something like that) He ends up singing a nonsensical song about Broccoli. Sigourney and Phil take him seriously and are enjoying the hell out of the song. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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this is making me upset about the fact that i cannot eat mine Shake....shake, shake, shake. | |
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choppin broco-liiiiie...choppin bro-cooooo-liiiii | |
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Yeah he's croonin' at the piano and shit - hilarious! | |
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I was just thinking of that skit the other day "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
Pain is something to carry, like a radio...You should stand up for your right to feel your pain- Jim Morrison | |
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that is some classic shit....
...she bought some...(dramatic pause) bro-co-lay... ...she brought it ho-oome... ...now shes...(another dramatic pause) choppin' bro-co-lay... | |
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Miguel, I thought I loved you before but you rock my world with this thread.
She choppin' broccoli-uuhhh!!! | |
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I don't remember this one! I'm gonna have to find the best of Dana Carvey SNL skits on netflix now!
BTW there is a new best of Will Farrell out...both of them are HYSTERICAL! | |
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She chop-UH! Sh choppin' broc-o-layyyyyheeeee [Edited 9/9/05 7:55am] | |
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CarrieLee said: I don't remember this one! I'm gonna have to find the best of Dana Carvey SNL skits on netflix now!
BTW there is a new best of Will Farrell out...both of them are HYSTERICAL! Have you ever seen Will Farrell doing Neil Diamond? It's hilarious! | |
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I just remembered some more of the words
There's a lady I know.... If I didn't know her She'd be the lady....I didn't know | |
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gemini13 said: CarrieLee said: I don't remember this one! I'm gonna have to find the best of Dana Carvey SNL skits on netflix now!
BTW there is a new best of Will Farrell out...both of them are HYSTERICAL! Have you ever seen Will Farrell doing Neil Diamond? It's hilarious! Yes! Hahaha he's so funny! | |
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gemini13 said: I just remembered some more of the words
There's a lady I know.... If I didn't know her She'd be the lady....I didn't know I have to find this somewhere in my vast video collection. I used to tape everything. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Stymie said: Miguel, I thought I loved you before but you rock my world with this thread.
She choppin' broccoli-uuhhh!!! Chi town in the houuuuuse!!!! Hey baby. I love that part. The ughhhhh part used to kill me. The part where he starts yelling CHOPPIN BROCOLLI is hiliarious too. I don't know how they do it. I would be seriously cracking up the entire time. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: gemini13 said: I just remembered some more of the words
There's a lady I know.... If I didn't know her She'd be the lady....I didn't know I have to find this somewhere in my vast video collection. I used to tape everything. M I think I'm gonna have to find mine too. The boyfriend's never seen it. | |
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gemini13 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I have to find this somewhere in my vast video collection. I used to tape everything. M I think I'm gonna have to find mine too. The boyfriend's never seen it. Oh yeah. I have a test for boyfriends. They have to watch all that I think is funny and laugh at the right parts, if not, they're outta here. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: gemini13 said: I think I'm gonna have to find mine too. The boyfriend's never seen it. Oh yeah. I have a test for boyfriends. They have to watch all that I think is funny and laugh at the right parts, if not, they're outta here. M Oh, he'll laugh, he's my identical twin. | |
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gemini13 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Oh yeah. I have a test for boyfriends. They have to watch all that I think is funny and laugh at the right parts, if not, they're outta here. M Oh, he'll laugh, he's my identical twin. I hope that's figuratively and not literally. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: gemini13 said: Oh, he'll laugh, he's my identical twin. I hope that's figuratively and not literally. M Of course. You know that Emily Rose movie is coming out today... | |
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gemini13 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I hope that's figuratively and not literally. M Of course. You know that Emily Rose movie is coming out today... Woohoo!! I hope I can make an early show. I was up all night with my friend. I think I slept 1 1/2 hours. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: gemini13 said: Of course. You know that Emily Rose movie is coming out today... Woohoo!! I hope I can make an early show. I was up all night with my friend. I think I slept 1 1/2 hours. M I won't be able to go until the weekend. | |
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gemini13 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Woohoo!! I hope I can make an early show. I was up all night with my friend. I think I slept 1 1/2 hours. M I won't be able to go until the weekend. If I go I wont post spoilers. Please let this be a good movie!!! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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He did that skit a long time ago on Turkey TV (short lived Nickelodeon show), perhaps even before SNL. That song cracks me up. | |
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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: New beginnings New beginnings... HAHAHAHAHA I forgot that one. | |
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