WTF!! I thought I would see chicks with nice legs, all I saw was a bunch of average chicks in cheap stockings...not to mention alot of feet shots.

What's the funniest sex product you've ever bought???

I got given a dildo in the shape of lilgish. That was pretty funny.

Cloudbuster said:

You're so lucky to have your own Blow-up doll, man.

I'm guessing the penis is around the back.

i hope margo worked out her crotchless pantyhose hell problem.

I bought a 14 year old Filipino girl once, she was pretty amusing.

drcoldchoke said:

you're shocking

Anxiety said:

Natisse said:

I was 9 at the time, was to celebrate the first kilo I ever sold.

Cloudbuster said:

lilgish said:

painted abs, just like Mariah

lilgish said:

Fine, I'll borrow yours.

NPP talked me into buying a vibrating condom the other night

Mach said:

a vibrating condom?



does it vibrate on it's own or does it depend on the muscular

motions of the male's penis for it's vibratorial effects?

IstenSzek said:

it has a battery pack

Mach said:

too much prep.

Anxiety said:

prep

I've never bought a sex item, but the nylon stockings and other nylon stuff we have here is really funny. My boyfriend bought it before we started, I don't know, he liked his ladies to wear nylon or something. I think they are horrible, but I like to pull these nylon stocking over my breasts, that looks really really stupid and irritates the hell out of him.

MarieLouise said:

it's the bankrobbing breasts

CrystalTits said:

Exactly. This character is never missing.



There's the bodybuilder as well. I pull the stockings up high, but not too high and show my muscles. Because I have small breasts I really look like a boy in this position, ehm, sometimes, from a distance that is.

Anxiety said:

you mean sliding on a condom is to much prep ?

MarieLouise said:

my brother and me, we used to walk around the house
when we were younger, with our pyjama pants pulled
up very high so that our ankles were uncovered and
the trousers reached up to our armpits



it was intended to be funny but no one ever laughed
as hard about it as we did ourselves

Mach said:

the batteries, figuring out where to put the pack, all of that fussing around - oy, you might as well hook up new speakers to my stereo while you're at it.

CrystalTits said:

We could meet-up and disgrace all sex-related items by dressing up, in a non-sexual way of course.

I promise you to laugh my ass off.
[Edited 9/8/05 9:30am]

MarieLouise said:

that sounds wonderful

Somekind of chocolate sauce in a tube, with a brush. Very funny

A friend of mine was really into Puerto Rican guys, so as a joke I bought her a magazine called Latin Inches a couple of years ago. Anyway, I stashed it under my bed so my mom wouldn't see it, and completely forgot about it. A few weeks later when Mommy went into my room to take back some lotion I borrowed from her, she found it, peeking out from under my boxspring.

Oh yes, I forgot about this one: when I was twelve I bought my first and last porn-magazine ever. I remember it very well; it was a cherry-special. I was amazed about what you could do with cherries, next to plucking them and putting them into a cake.

I payed about 3 euros for it, and sold every page for 1 euro each to the boys in my class-room. Whenever they sold the pages to some else, they had to give me a part of the sum.

So sad this is the only time I seemed to have a real mind for bussiness.

Why they didn't buy these magazines themselves?

I was looking very innocent and younger than I was. I told the man I had to buy it for my father. To the boys these kind of magazines were always politely refused.