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PrintableIrresistibleB1tch said: ugh, i'm so confused... the city where i live is one of the fattest, and the town where i work is one of the fittest... now what?!  I dunno.   | |
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Blue Satan
The underwoo Platypus The schmoo Sheila The good Underwoo The evil blue Satan Rare Brown Schmoo Home Depot Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall | |
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A spatula
A rubber duckie Baking soda Loose-leaf paper (college ruled) Band-aids A cotton dickie A spoon A protractor | |
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(and Tom Selleck) | |
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Paris
wonderful looking ass christopher flowers gigaloo piano mounatains the sea tricky phone booth daddy money$$$$ water in your bath  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside. 2. Drive through backwards. 3. Belch your order. 4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume. 5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac. 6. Walk through. 7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you. 8. Repeat everything the order-taker says. 9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours. 10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please." 11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food. 12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells. 13. Drive through with a carload of naked people. 14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion. 15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food. 16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice. 17. One word: Flatulence! 18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk. 19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe". 20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane. | |
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TheJourney4all7 said: 20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside. 2. Drive through backwards. 3. Belch your order. 4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume. 5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac. 6. Walk through. 7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you. 8. Repeat everything the order-taker says. 9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours. 10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please." 11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food. 12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells. 13. Drive through with a carload of naked people. 14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion. 15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food. 16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice. 17. One word: Flatulence! 18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk. 19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe". 20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.
As immature as it is, I think I wanna get stoned and do some of these this weekend! | |
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Largest NBA arenas.
01 Detroit Pistons. . . . .Palace Of Auburn Hills. . . 1988. . 22,076 02 Chicago Bulls. . . . . .United Center. . . . . . . .1994. . 21,711 03 Washington Wizards. . . MCI Center. . . . . . . . . 1997. . 20,674 04 Cleveland Cavaliers. . .Gund Arena. . . . . . . . . 1994. . 20,562 05 Philadelphia 76ers. . . First Union Center. . . . . 1996. . 20,444 06 New Jersey Nets. . . . .Continental Airlines Arena. 1981. . 20,049 07 Portland Trailblazers. .Rose Garden. . . . . . . . .1995. . 19,980 08 Utah Jazz. . . . . . . .Delta Center. . . . . . . . 1991. . 19,911 09 Toronto Raptors. . . . .Air Canada Centre . . . . . 1999 . .19,800 10 New York Knicks. . . . .Madison Square Garden . . . 1968 . .19,763 11 Golden State Warriors. .Arena in Oakland . . . . . .1997 . .19,596 12 Atlanta Hawks. . . . . .Philips Arena . . . . . . . 1999 . .19,445 13 Memphis Grizzlies. . . .Pyramid . . . . . . . . . . 1991 . .19,342 14 Dallas Mavericks. . . . American Airlines Center . .2001 . .19,200 15 Denver Nuggets. . . . . Pepsi center . . . . . . . .1999 . .19,099 16 Phoenix Suns. . . . . . America West Arena . . . . .1992 . .19,023 17 Minnesota Timberwolves. Target Center . . . . . . . 1999 . .19,006 18 Los Angeles Lakers. . . Staples Center . . . . . . .1999 . .18,997 19 Milwaukee Bucks. . . . .Bradley Center . . . . . . .1988 . .18,717 20 Los Angeles Clippers. . Staples Center . . . . . . .1999 . .18,694 21 Boston Celtics. . . . . Fleetcenter . . . . . . . . 1995 . .18,624 22 San-Antonio Spurs. . . .SBC Center . . . . . . . . .2002 . .18,500 23 New Orleans Hornets. . .New Orleans Arena . . . . . ???? . .18,500 24 Indiana Pacers. . . . . Conseco Fieldhouse . . . . .1999 . .18,345 25 Houston Rockets. . . . .Toyota Center . . . . . . . 2003 . .18,300 26 Sacramento Kings. . . . Arco Arena . . . . . . . . .1988 . .17,317 27 Orlando Magic. . . . . .TD Waterhouse Centre . . . .1989 . .17,248 28 Seattle Supersonics. . .Key Arena . . . . . . . . . 1995 . .17,072 29 Miami Heat. . . . . . . American Airlines Arena . . 2000 . .16,500 ?? Charlotte Bobcats. . . .Charlotte Arena Set to open in November 2005, capacity will be around 18,500 | |
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