I go to this barber shop up the street from my apartmen, and i've only been there 3 times. Somehow this dude got my screen name. And i don't even say anything to him when i go there. I just woke up cuz i worked over night last night, and i come to this on my damn screen:

(Him)KinkyDredz: hope they didn't work you to hard
(Me)LonnieRuth7: they sure the hell did.
KinkyDredz: LOL
KinkyDredz: aww
KinkyDredz: can I massage your back
KinkyDredz: or make you some lunch
KinkyDredz: LOL
LonnieRuth7: no thanks. i'll be alright. i just needed a little sleep. i hardly got any down at the beach.
KinkyDredz: aright I know your just getting home. I won't hold you
LonnieRuth7: i got off work at 7 this morning.
LonnieRuth7: did Jordan give you my screen name?
KinkyDredz: Jordan who
KinkyDredz: should I take you off my list
KinkyDredz: sorry for intruding
LonnieRuth7: is this Rhon?
KinkyDredz: but I had my eye on you for a very long time. And I just wanted to get to know you a little.
KinkyDredz: So I must say I did do a little research
KinkyDredz: I've been watching and trying to get your attention way befor you started coming to the shop
KinkyDredz: I enjoy cutting your hair
KinkyDredz: Don't get it twisted I'm not trying to take you to bed or anything
LonnieRuth7: oh okay. i mean, it's okay for us to be friends and all. but i'm already seeing someone. for the past 2 months.
KinkyDredz: aight I won't interupt then. I can't say that my intentions are 100% pure. Congrats on your relationship. I'll respect that.
LonnieRuth7: thank you, and i'm sorry. i mean, i hope i didn't lead you on or anything. i'm not like that.
KinkyDredz: naw you didn't lead me on I just think your sexy and I like your laid back personally and(how the hell can he know me? I've only seen this nigga 4 times in my life) wanted to get to know you. Guess the timing is off or you might not have been interested if you weren't in a relationship who knows. A bruh got to test the waters.
KinkyDredz: So anyway I'll just back off. "No disrespect"
LonnieRuth7: oh, it's no problem. don't trouble yourself.

This is some BULL SHIT. I can't ever leave the house with out weirdos and other freaks approaching me. It's like, Willy Wonka and the sexual chocolate factory and i got the golden pussy or some shit. Now i need to find a new salon Who wants to be my body guard?

GlitterStream said:

Me me me!!!(jumping up and down with my arm up)




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gotdamn!!!!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Where's the gay org mafia when you fucking need them.

GlitterStream said:

i'm puttin that shit in my signature...it's the same way with me, too...'cept it's always straight men who run after me.

That's some sick shit.... run for the hills!

Hope you're ok.

GlitterStream said:

you rang?

but i wonder how that fool got your screenname and shit...that's some stalker-assed shit right there.

Teacher said:

Yeah. I'm alright. I just went and got my own Lil' Homo Barber Kit and nobody bothered me. But damn..

"I enjoy cutting you hair"

Come on now, who says shit like THAT? This is some FREAK SHIT.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

That's what the hell i wanna know. Talkin' bout he did some research. Like my screen name is in the got damn encyclopedia or some shit. Ain't this about a bitch. Older black men have been hitting on me. It's fucking crazy. People's dads and shit.

GlitterStream said:

Yeah. thank heavens I go to a middle aged straight woman to cut my hair

Lil Homo Barber Kit

Teacher said:

Maybe that's what i need to do. Cuz i can't deal with this shit. But i lied and told him i'm already involved. No, i don't feel bad about doing it. I would've told him that i'm just not interested, but when i do that, it's always more drama involved. "Oh, so you're too good for me??" and all that shit i don't feel like dealing with. Maybe i should go to "Mavis 'Nem's Chop your shit up Hair Salon" round the corner and down yonder, cuz i'm not going back to his crazy ass.

GlitterStream said:

yeah, i wouldn't go back to 'im either. hopefully he ain't gonna keep you on his friends list so he'll be back like, "why ain't you been back to my shop?" and start gettin all fatal attraction on your ass...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

You know what's weird?
His last name is Friend.
and the name of the salon is Friend's.
This muthafucka is trying to be TOO friendly.
Homo don't play dat.
And if he's acting like this and we're NOT together, imagine if we were. Asking me where i'm at, who i'm with, am i out messing up, when will i be back, am i out on the streets doin' stuff. Have him throwing iron chairs at me and shit. I ain't trying to get my ass kicked for love.
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GlitterStream said:

that shit's past friendly...

i wonder what he does with my hair clippings

GlitterStream said:

He puts lotion on them....


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

no matter how fuine my barber is if he did that to me I would be scared!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

OMG what if he has one of those styrofoam wig heads, and he takes my hair clippings and glues them to the head and brushes them and thinks of me

GlitterStream said:

Teacher said:

Come to think of it, i've never seen him sweep them up

I bet it's Jordan playing with you, you must've said something about your barber and now he's made up mr kinkydredz

GlitterStream said:

You might be able to make this into a screen play.

charlottegelin said:

Naw, Jordan's not like that. I haven't said ANYTHING about him. I just go in there, get my hair cut, and leave. I don't know them up in there except Jordan, and we hardly talk, so i don't go in there and socialize. And i know for a fact that Rhon is KinkyDredz, cuz last Friday when i went in there he has a computer that he plays c.d.'s on, and somebody kept sending him instant messages. So i know he has a screen name. This is some bull shit for real.

GlitterStream said:

charlottegelin said:

No sweetie, you mean

GlitterStream said:

I think I mean

...and i want to know exactly what he's been trying to do to get my attention.

Glitter, you should start bringing your man to the spot where you get your hair cut. That will slow down the mess a little. I would bring different ones so he will be confused and not know which one he is up against. If he sees someone who he thinks he can take he will keep coming at you. If you have a couple of different men friends that are protective he will be confused and it will definitely tie his brain down for a minute.