AsylumUtopia said:

You haven't actually drunk ANY Guinness

Incidentally, I pondered so many nights over the Guinness dilemma that I looked it up and I now know why the bubble go down

I drink someone else’s Guinness in peace now, satisfied in the knowledge of why someone else’s bubbles are going down in my glass.

Byron said:

no I mean a way I could be living in Australia but be able to come see Toni and Ellie here in England any time I wanted to, for instance, or even travel around Australia as I have friends and family over quite a distance lol

PREDOMINANT said:

Doesn't the original item in teleportation have to be destroyed in order for it to work??...So maybe you have to kill your Guinness in order for the other guy's Guinness to show up on your table...

Byron said:

Nope, cus some git is drinking mine! And his barman leaves way to much head on it

Natisse said:

There would be Org Invasions every other week...lol

But, damn if I couldn't teleport myself to Tahiti right now...

PREDOMINANT said:

Teleport your barman over to replace his barman...then have your barman pour that guy a Guinness...then teleport that Guinness back over to you!

Damn, I'm smart...

Natisse said:

would you (at least) knock on the door?

Byron said:

So how come I still get drunk? Am I stealing his drunkeness, and while I'm getting drunk is he getting knurd ?

PANDURITO said:

That's what I'm sayin'....3:00am here is 11:00am where she is...Nat might think to herself "I think I'll have lunch with Byron today", teleport herself to my apartment, and end up in my hallway while I'm asleep. I might end up thinking she's an intruder and go after her with a golf club or something...

AsylumUtopia said:

You know...I'd have a response to that if I knew what getting "knurd" meant.

Byron said:

lol don't worry I wouldn't do that to anyone

Byron said:

I am thinking it's just Drunk backwards, and whoever works out how to get knurd efficently will be richer than the folks who sort out teleportation

PREDOMINANT said:

Ah, I think you're right...well, that's easy. The teleporter has a "Reverse" switch.

Byron said:

But we don't have the teleporter - see thread theme

PREDOMINANT said:

Plenty of Guinness though. Now if only we can figure out a way of harnessing the power of those bubbles.

AsylumUtopia said:

Is it time to go to the pub yet, I feel football and Guinness research coming on

PREDOMINANT said:

I'm going to try a guiness for the first time in Dublin in a couple of weeks

Natisse said:

You can get it in London too y'know? No time like the present Nat.

PREDOMINANT said:

lol I could have tried it a long time ago in Australia I've never liked beer or anything like it but I figure Dublin is the perfect place to try Guinness

PREDOMINANT said:

Um...did I say I had one?? If so...uh...forget you heard that.

PREDOMINANT said:

I think she means it's gonna be her first time having a Guinness in Dublin...lol

Byron said:

lol no Predom's right I meant try it for the first time ever... my stepmum loves it but I've never ever tried it before

Byron said:

My first Guinness in Dublin was in Dublin too

Natisse said:

Beer tastes like cat piss with whipped cream on top...

Enjoy!

Byron said:

thanks...I think

Byron said:

Ahhhh, my first Bud

Natisse said:

That's how I described to my friends the very first time I ever had a beer...lol

PREDOMINANT said:

Oh, shit, my first beer was a Budweiser!!...

Byron said:

Then that's why it tasted of piss with cream on top. Please tell me it wasn't your only beer