Cloudbuster said:

What did I tell you about those harmonicas

IstenSzek said:

Aww, just teasin ya.

I might be able to help you there. But it involves anal probing. After that, it only take a couple on months till the baby arrives.

PREDOMINANT said:

no I remember being pregnant with it. though not the typical big
belly and all that. just the sensation of it being inside of me.
and then all of a sudden it was separated from me and i held it
with it's stomach pressed to my naked chest and a blanket wrappd
around it's back to keep it from getting too cold.

now that I think about it again, I think I remember me digging
it out of my own stomach, as if the flesh of my stomach gave way
beneath my fingers like a ripe fruit or something and I just
took the child out of the cavity i'd dug.

Are you constipated?

Yikes... last time i had a dream about being pregnant I was.

well in your case I can safley say you arent.

mach is good with interpreting dreams

IstenSzek said:

ella731 said:

I don't know. Who are you?

EvilGreenAlien said:

can't you just grow me one in a bottle

you could use some of the Elvis sperm

you guys have had on file for year now

Cloudbuster said:

I fear for your soul

PANDURITO said:

not particularly, no

IstenSzek said:

I see. I meant: were you constipated BEFORE having "the child"?

PANDURITO said:

no.

and before you ask, no, I did not crap the bed last night

IstenSzek said:

Yes, we do have some Elvis sperm, but I wouldn't use it if I were you.
What I might be able to do, is grow you a baby inside one of the lovely org ladies. But that means I'll have to have sex with them. Find me a volunteer and I promise you a baby

ella731 said:

Don't waste your time with that nonsense, I gave my soul away. I exchanged it for a 24/7 porn channel on microchip that was implanted into the remaining half of my brain. It serves me much better than any soul ever could.

EvilGreenAlien said:

well, ella731 already posted on this thread, so...

Ive got a kerazy idea!

Why dont you, Istenszek, have sex with ella or some other woman yourself, and have the baby that way!!!

Controversial!

jacksondeluce said:

perhaps

but what would be the fun in that?

IstenSzek said:

IstenSzek said:

youre asking me?!

PS im not having your baby by the way!

jacksondeluce said:

oh well, ok, ehm, i wasn't gonna ask you anyway, like ehm

~quicklydeletesorgnotebeggingjacksondelucetohavebaby~

IstenSzek said:

Lol!! :

Sorry im a coldhearted beatch

jacksondeluce said:

i'm sure you're not a full time coldhearted beatch

perhaps a 9 to 5 kinda beatch or nightshift beatch

but never a total beatch

Im not full time youre right!



I might consider it if you keep being nice to me

jacksondeluce said:

no, be nice to me, i'm having severe bouts of post-natal depression

IstenSzek said:

Awwwww. I think that your dream is so sweet. I've always told my girl friends that I wouuld love to be able to carry. They really get defensive though. "You wouldn't be able to deal with the pain" "You just say that because you can't have one." Good Gawd. I still say I would if I could.

That is why, as a Gay man, I love women.

M

IstenSzek said:

Awwww

youll be ok! bet you feel better tommorrow!

The nine months alibi:

I'm not fat...I'm pregnant

IstenSzek said:

wait a second!!


jacksondeluce said


wtf

how have I become the baby maker around here!!