A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's going to start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Damn, it's started."

I feel like a beer after that but there are no cold ones bastards

charlottegelin said:

Did the kids get to them again?

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[Edited 9/7/05 22:49pm]

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Ocean said:

I think if you actually read the joke....you'll find it's the womans fault.

althom said:

U mean u can read.....wow thats a big surprise

Ocean said:

Can't you?

althom said:

Turd!

Ocean said:

I read that!

althom said:

well done

charlottegelin said:

No... but there is a warm slab in the spare room

Anxiety said:

althom said:

That was yesterday.

What do you got for me today?