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Help me woo the beautiful AGCM If you have any info on her, please share, so I can woo her.
What's her favorite flower? What's her favorite chocolate? What's her favorite music style? What does she like wearing? Will her neighbors get mad if I serenade to her outside her window at midnight? Will they mind that my spaceship takes 4 parking spaces and has bright lights shining all over? | |
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EvilGreenAlien said: Will her neighbors get mad if I serenade to her outside her window at midnight?
not sure about her neighbours, but I guess her husband might  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: EvilGreenAlien said: Will her neighbors get mad if I serenade to her outside her window at midnight?
not sure about her neighbours, but I guess her husband might My first tip! Yay!!!  | |
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[flame snipped - Tom] | |
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just kiddin' y'all...never met her  | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: [flame snipped - Tom][/b]
[/quote] [flame snipped - Tom][/b][/quote] | |
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mdiver said: LadyB0yCabDriver said: [flame snipped - Tom]
[flame snipped - Tom][/b] [/quote] [flame snipped - Tom][/b][/quote] | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: mdiver said: [flame snipped - Tom][/b] [flame snipped - Tom][/b][/quote] [/quote] No just you | |
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mdiver said: LadyB0yCabDriver said: [flame snipped - Tom][/b] No just you[/quote]  | |
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IstenSzek said: EvilGreenAlien said: Will her neighbors get mad if I serenade to her outside her window at midnight?
not sure about her neighbours, but I guess her husband might Husband? That's never stopped me. Be your little green self, my friend, and let your alien love shine! | |
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offer little green offspring like you did me, maybe it will work on her? | |
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charlottegelin said: offer little green offspring like you did me, maybe it will work on her?
Well, I can't offer another offspring in such a short time. But I will offer her diamonds instead. I hear that's a popular stone here. | |
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EvilGreenAlien said: charlottegelin said: offer little green offspring like you did me, maybe it will work on her?
Well, I can't offer another offspring in such a short time. But I will offer her diamonds instead. I hear that's a popular stone here. i thought alien courtship began with an anal probe? | |
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XxAxX said: EvilGreenAlien said: Well, I can't offer another offspring in such a short time. But I will offer her diamonds instead. I hear that's a popular stone here. i thought alien courtship began with an anal probe? It's a myth. Although some of us to enjoy anal sex.  | |
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