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PrintableFauxie said: Mach said: and a blow job ... admit it !!  Well that's a tricky one, see, because it's like you're saying the guy doesn't get a blow job any other day of the year, which is a shame, but I guess it gives him something to really look forward to on his birthday, at Christmas maybe, and perhaps even Easter. Still, if I were the guy I wouldn't be too keen on reinforcing that blow job as a rare phenomenom situation. How about letting him do some fisting or perhaps inviting a couple of friends around to help him out? I thought not.  
I think I love you! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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1.) SEX
2.) SEX 3.) SEX 4.) SEX 5.) SEX 6.) SEX 7.) SEX 8.) NOT SOCKS 9.) FOOD 10.) SEX. Simple! | |
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 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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A fleshlight or a dildo.    FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
FREE THE JANUARY 1994 THE GOLD ALBUM CONFIGURATION |
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Im trying to figure this one out too,
Im leaning towards a resume | |
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I don't know...
Maybe show him love, appreciation, respect...and show that you value his presence. I would always love that as a birthday gift... | |
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Byron said: I don't know...
Maybe show him love, appreciation, respect...and show that you value his presence. I would always love that as a birthday gift... I do that on a regular basis.  so now what | |
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Giving head only on birthdays doesn't make you a great lover the rest of the year. If you do give head the rest of th year too, then it's not that special to be called a birthday present. | |
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I haven't gotten a birthday present in about 3 years.
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jerseykrs said: I haven't gotten a birthday present in about 3 years.
Same reason I didtn get one this year either, assholes dont get presents | |
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ella731 said: jerseykrs said: I haven't gotten a birthday present in about 3 years.
Same reason I didtn get one this year either, assholes dont get presents I'd like to have your head on a lance. That would brighten my month!!  | |
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ella731 said: Byron said: I don't know...
Maybe show him love, appreciation, respect...and show that you value his presence. I would always love that as a birthday gift... I do that on a regular basis. so now whatI dunno...that's all I would need or want. | |
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jerseykrs said: ella731 said: Same reason I didtn get one this year either, assholes dont get presents I'd like to have your head on a lance. That would brighten my month!! Im afraid in March people will really think we are going to kill each other | |
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ella731 said: jerseykrs said: I'd like to have your head on a lance. That would brighten my month!! Im afraid in March people will really think we are going to kill each other there goes the element of surprise.....  [Edited 9/7/05 10:14am] | |
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Byron said: ella731 said: I do that on a regular basis. so now whatI dunno...that's all I would need or want. right he says he doesnt want anything and doesnt need anything, becuase I give him everything he wants,
But still I love birthdays, and I am usually really good at it, but hell this time im drawing a damn blank | |
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ella731 said: Byron said: I dunno...that's all I would need or want. right he says he doesnt want anything and doesnt need anything, becuase I give him everything he wants,
But still I love birthdays, and I am usually really good at it, but hell this time im drawing a damn blank HAHAHA, you do give him everything.....  | |
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jerseykrs said: ella731 said: right he says he doesnt want anything and doesnt need anything, becuase I give him everything he wants,
But still I love birthdays, and I am usually really good at it, but hell this time im drawing a damn blank HAHAHA, you do give him everything..... Im a goddamn sucker is what I am
so what else should I get him, I tried for browns\steelers tickets, but thats a no go | |
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ella731 said: jerseykrs said: HAHAHA, you do give him everything..... Im a goddamn sucker is what I am
so what else should I get him, I tried for browns\steelers tickets, but thats a no go Give him as much attention as you give your enemies/jersey | |
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I gave my ex oral sex, some Elvis videos, and I took him out to dinner, as well as an art deco blue-mirrored glass table.
The sex wasn't important so much cos he got that every day anyway. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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EvilGreenAlien said: ella731 said: Im a goddamn sucker is what I am
so what else should I get him, I tried for browns\steelers tickets, but thats a no go Give him as much attention as you give your enemies/jersey How about she just gives him all the attention she's giving me? Get her off my back, for christs sake. | |
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ella731 said: Byron said: I dunno...that's all I would need or want. right he says he doesnt want anything and doesnt need anything, becuase I give him everything he wants,
But still I love birthdays, and I am usually really good at it, but hell this time im drawing a damn blank I got some coffee, tea, a coffee cup, and a journal (from AzureStarr)...and this sculpture thing you can manipulate (from Sweeny). | |
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jerseykrs said: EvilGreenAlien said: Give him as much attention as you give your enemies/jersey How about she just gives him all the attention she's giving me? Get her off my back, for christs sake. Hint: Stop dedicating threads for her, or just show her your pictures, and she'll lose interest | |
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A day off. You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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AlfofMelmak said: A day off.
mine needs a day on for his birthday  | |
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EvilGreenAlien said: jerseykrs said: How about she just gives him all the attention she's giving me? Get her off my back, for christs sake. Hint: Stop dedicating threads for her, or just show her your pictures, and she'll lose interest I have officially decided I like you. whomever the hell you are | |
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ella731 said: EvilGreenAlien said: Hint: Stop dedicating threads for her, or just show her your pictures, and she'll lose interest I have officially decided I like you. whomever the hell you are Thank you
Now about the baby making for Isten...Shall we say eightish? [Edited 9/7/05 10:40am] | |
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lillith said: head
Til ya' burning up!!!  | |
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ella731 said: AlfofMelmak said: A day off.
mine needs a day on for his birthday
 You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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ella731 said: EvilGreenAlien said: Hint: Stop dedicating threads for her, or just show her your pictures, and she'll lose interest I have officially decided I like you. whomever the hell you are  | |
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