I did something recently that I regret deeply and It almost cost me my marriage! You see! After a serious Mexican Dinner at my favorite Mexican eatery and eating all them refried beans and Jalepeno peppers I became filled with gas! lol! I mean I was farting some toxic gas farts Saddam Hussien would be proud of.Later that night while my wife and I was in bed my stomach started acting up and all of a sudden I let out a silent killer! and 5 seconds later my wife jumps out the bed angry saying.....YOU NASTY MOTHERFUCKER! and she pitched a hissy fit! lol! I told her that it slipped out,and she said...BULLSHIT! NIGGA YOU NEED TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, then she grabbed the covers and went in our babygirls room and slammed the door! The next day she would'nt talk to me at all! And when she finally spoke to me 2 days later she was still very upset! I had to buy roses,beg and plead for her to forgive me! Now! things cool but I'll won't fart infront of her nomore!

ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

that is the dumbest thing to get upset and not speak to someone for 2 days over...maybe it is your wife that needs to grow up....

me personally, i probably would have yelled at you, but then I would have laughed afterwards at you while spraying you and the whole entire bed with lysol...

ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

I think your wife definitely showed imaturity on her part by not taking in consideration the cause of your gastric delima with food. There's no way I would've stayed angry with you for 2 days that's childish .

th' fuck you even telling us this for in the first place?

Dude, your woman ain't got no hometrainin'


Sit her down, and just tell her "That's my scent woman-Learn it!"

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Imago777 said:

I was crashing with a lady last night and I farted while I was asleep and woke my own ass up. We haven't discussed it, but I'm sure she's telling all her friends how nasty I am.

ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

I'd be more worried about her calling you "nigga". Unless you're black, of course.

ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

That was stupid. I woulda said, "Baby U'r over reacting".

Rinluv said:

His wife has some serious issues.

BreddieMercury said:

if someone followed through in my bed i would be rather angry

Raine said:

Most people would, but there's a big difference between a smelly fart and a trainspotting moment.

I think ImLikeTheGoochLookin's wife needs a dose of reality. Everybody farts. An extended session of Dutch Ovens is called for.

AsylumUtopia said:

You have never farted in front of her before in all this time? you must have some serious toxic build-up in there it probably nearly killed her

Raine said:

lol

Raine said:

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I'd have followed her into the spare room and farted in there too. Talk about overeacting! Shit, if my wife hadn't come to terms with my (all be they delicately perfumed) emmisions, we would never have made a month of marrage.

PREDOMINANT said:

"love me, love my stench" it isn't really love if you can't do that

maybe she doesnt really love you anymore and she was just looking for an excuse to fall out with you and you gave her the ammo.

Just a little point to ponder.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

are you still a mod in here?

ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

You are quite generous with your exclamation points mister!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I'm with everybody else, Gooch's wife is definitely overreacting. Gooch needs to show her this thread, maybe that'll wake her up (although I kinda have my doubts).

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Well, you did say "till death do us part" when you got married. and you DID almost kill her

EvilGreenAlien said:

That's one way of putting it. But on the serious tip, all he really has to do is to drink some cranberry juice and that will cleanse his bowels and cut down some of the fumes.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I woke myself up with a fart yesterday morning and wanted to DIE. Thank god my boy was sleeping!

But he has those nasty silent but deadly's too. I heard a sizzle noise and then the a/c kicked on and blew it my way. I had to grab a blanket and cover my mouth. He was sound asleep and had no idea. Not like he doesn't do it awake anyway.

Farts are funny, and when they stink it's even more funny. People need to lighten up!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

after a long absence dansa and sos finally agree again..


:mrgeen:

sosgemini said:

dansa's little quip there was hilarious.