She's also losing her two front teeth. I can't fucking cope....

jerseykrs said:

Dude, you're, like - old!!!

BreddieMercury said:

let's stay on topic.....

Yeah, we'll need to start hanging out soon.

Cuase later on, I'm not gonna want to be around when she starts asking "Uncle Dan" if he can stash her clove cigarettes and beer.

Imago777 said:

jerseykrs said:

I'm already trying to psychologically prepare myself for when my newphews reach that age.

They already curse,and the oldest one is 6.

Imago777 said:

Us italians have something for that, it's called ass kicking. But that's frowned upon these days.

jerseykrs said:

In the civilised world (Britain), we have more subtle methods:

1.) Tutting
2.) Folding of arms
3.) Saying, "well, really!"

Try it.

jerseykrs said:

And don't forget the inquisition - we don't go for that nowadays either.

Imago777 said:

Witch drowning - that's not too "PC" either.

BreddieMercury said:

what happened to my beautiful thread?

jerseykrs said:

I thought you liked my contributions, boo.

Imago777 said:

Awww...

jerseykrs said:

I remember when I lost mine, I had this huge gap, I was mortified.

LleeLlee said:

Maybe you should stop picking bar fights.

Imago777 said:

They thtarted it

LleeLlee said:

Fauxie said:

I just got it. The whole time I was getting thinking she needed to edit that post.

Imago777 said:

I get that with your posts, only in the end I really do only find typos.

Fauxie said:

You don't really mean that.

Imago777 said:

No, of course not. I love you. In fact, I'd marry you if it weren't for your penis envy issues.

Fauxie said:

I believe in rebirth you see. In my next Life, I'm gonna ensure I come back as your big pappa.

Imago777 said:

I'm not sure you can manipulate your 'karma' like that, but I'd love to watch you try.

This thread is completely unfocused now. It's meanders like Fauxie's org obsessions. In short, it sucks.

Imago777 said:

He's your boo. Smooth things over will ya. We'll get this thing back on track with the quickness!

Stop jacking this thread!!!

Jers, your forum spam sucks.