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Thread started 09/05/05 4:05am

ImLikeTheGooch
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Life Is Already Rough.....But It's even Rougher If Your Stupid

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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?"
I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.
It's a long walk."

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

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I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

SEVEN
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

EIGHT
Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed
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Reply #1 posted 09/05/05 4:09am

Imago777

lol lol lol lol
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Reply #2 posted 09/05/05 4:13am

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ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:


FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

Great! biggrin ... they all made me laugh, but this one I found particularly funny biggrin
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Reply #3 posted 09/05/05 4:16am

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I used to love my trips to deli counter in Albertsons,just to fuck with them. "can I have 10 ounces of ham please:

confuse

If it wasn't a valid fraction they wee screwed falloff

I am mean boxed
Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard!
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Reply #4 posted 09/05/05 4:34am

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ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:



A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."


falloff i can belive that
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Reply #5 posted 09/05/05 4:59am

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ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.



you shoulda just ordered the 12....cause you can save them for later on in your purse or something.
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Reply #6 posted 09/05/05 5:07am

Ocean

falloff
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Reply #7 posted 09/05/05 5:29am

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falloff 2 much instant crap callz for mindz dat don't function hmph!
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Reply #8 posted 09/05/05 6:28am

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True, life is rough.
But my belly is smoothe.
I shave it daily as a way to remember my mother.







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Reply #9 posted 09/05/05 6:32am

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You mean , like stupid as in not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're"?
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Reply #10 posted 09/05/05 6:39am

drcoldchoke

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BreddieMercury said:

You mean , like stupid as in not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're"?




U pretentious peice of ditritus.
I wish U all the evil.
















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Reply #11 posted 09/05/05 8:26am

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you know you're stupid when you take a class on "how to boil water"

too funny!

hah! falloff
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Reply #12 posted 09/05/05 8:31am

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FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

falloff

Thats a classic clapping
mad Mada, Yeah thats me. AND WHAT mad
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Reply #13 posted 09/05/05 9:19am

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drcoldchoke said:[quote]

BreddieMercury said:

You mean , like stupid as in not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're"?




U pretentious peice of ditritus.
I wish U all the evil.

That's "detritus".

Oh yes, and "piece". Good skills!
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Reply #14 posted 09/05/05 1:08pm

origmnd

These are more scary than funny...imagine how people are actually this capable...and are doing impoortant functions for society?
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Reply #15 posted 09/05/05 1:44pm

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Things may seem stupid and ya wanna make fun, but did you ever think that maybe, just maybe that person has a disability?
canada

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Reply #16 posted 09/05/05 2:21pm

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luv4u said:

Things may seem stupid and ya wanna make fun, but did you ever think that maybe, just maybe that person has a disability?


Yep nod The disability is called "stupid" evillol
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Reply #17 posted 09/05/05 5:40pm

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Teacher said:

luv4u said:

Things may seem stupid and ya wanna make fun, but did you ever think that maybe, just maybe that person has a disability?


Yep nod The disability is called "stupid" evillol



Could be physical or mental disability, before you make fun of someone, think.
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Reply #18 posted 09/06/05 6:19pm

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Sling Blade all yo assess
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