AlfofMelmak said:

I can still maintain my stiff upper lip and roll my tongue at the same time. The tea helps to soften the tongue Alfie, thus making it perfect for rolling.

LleeLlee said:

So shall we say 7'ish?

LleeLlee said:

Sigh a light year is a distance measure, when will you eathies learn?

LleeLlee said:

I think I'm having a second orgasm

One thing I must admit - Earth women are very sexy

EvilGreenAlien said:

Yes make it 7ish. I hope you're taller than E.T.

LleeLlee said:

Ah. I see.
Do go on about your tongue abilities.
Does bad weather, x-mas day shopping and drinking beer without foam play any role in this?

LleeLlee said:

That depends. with his neck stretched or not?

AlfofMelmak said:

the time it takes to cover that distance?

LleeLlee said:

Which depends on your speed...

EvilGreenAlien said:

you're the sauciest alien I've ever met.

saucy bugger.

EvilGreenAlien said:

how long does it stay stretched for?

LleeLlee said:

I seem to have more success with the ladies here on earth than on Mars. I better not tell my colleagues about this place.

LleeLlee said:

As long as you can stay awake

AlfofMelmak said:

All of the above


I have to go and drink tea now, my tongue isnt rolling quite as it should.

LleeLlee said:

report back if the following can be achieved without wrinkling your eyes:


and

AlfofMelmak said:

She looks like a girl I knew on Mars. Except her name was Annica with a 'c' instead of a 'k'.
One day she just disappeared. Saying she was going on vacation and we never heard from her again.

AlfofMelmak said:

number one yes.

and number two, what a ridiculously long tongue