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PrintableWhen my cousin and I were about 3, 4 yearz old we were fascinated my one of my aunty'z boobz.  Poor gal. She accidently flashed them n we were like (nearly every morning when she was gettin ready 4 work) 'can you show us your pom pomz!!! Show us!!!'  She was like   No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
 "Come into my world..."
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I keep walking in on myself. Out of body experiences can be a bitch
 and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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yeah..on an overseas flight from London to Toronto some idiot didn't lock the bathroom door...therefore the light indicated vacant...i open the door and some guy is sitting there doing his business...he was quite indignant that i opened the door on him. i felt like telling him if he didn't want to be barged in on he may want to lock the door...the lock is there for that exact reason...
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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althom said: Ocean said: Ok I guess I need to go rent that movie ..what the hell are u laughing at grrrr Nothing Mrs Robinson.  You guys kill me. | |
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Cant say Ive walked in on someone...but.....
when i was a bit younger me and 2 friends rented a hotel room. We went out to a club near by, danced got drunk, went into the hotel pool. One of the girls invited a couple of guys over. Me and another girl feel asleep, we were soo drunk. While the third girl had sex on the bed next to us...I woke up to moaning, and bodies slapping together....what could I say? Get a room...I just laughed and went back to sleep. Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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a few weeks ago, my son walked in on his father and i.... talk about wanting to DIE 
that has to be one of the most horrible situations i've ever been in  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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I was a couselor at summer camp.
My breast size is 34D. One little girl was particularly enthused by this. She tried to open the shower on me. I also awoke to her stroking my face onemorning. It was really scary. I acted like it was nothing, but it was really scary. Like, it puts the lotion on its skin and puts the lotion back into the basket scary.  Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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cinnamonjo said: I was a couselor at summer camp.
My breast size is 34D. One little girl was particularly enthused by this. She tried to open the shower on me. I also awoke to her stroking my face one morning. It was really scary. I acted like it was nothing, but it was really scary. Like, it puts the lotion on its skin and puts the lotion back into the basket scary. She probably had a crush on U, maybe was lesbian. [Edited 9/2/05 21:29pm] Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U. | |
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in our early 20's ...
was at a bar with a friend... she gets drunk and horny as usual ... so we go by this guys house she knows...they head off to the bed room, i am chillin on the couch staring at some mindless TV bullshit... decide i need a smoke remember that the cigs are in her purse ... i know they are going at it cuz she is a howler so i figure WTF... i walk in and get a cig ( they dont notice ) find her on top riding her cowboy ... so i lean in the doorway light my cig...take several hits til they notice me i look at them and laugh calling them freaks then turn and go back to the couch | |
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Mach said: in our early 20's ...
was at a bar with a friend... she gets drunk and horny as usual ... so we go by this guys house she knows...they head off to the bed room, i am chillin on the couch staring at some mindless TV bullshit... decide i need a smoke remember that the cigs are in her purse ... i know they are going at it cuz she is a howler so i figure WTF... i walk in and get a cig ( they dont notice ) find her on top riding her cowboy ... so i lean in the doorway light my cig...take several hits til they notice me i look at them and laugh calling them freaks then turn and go back to the couch I've run into people a few times, but I never kept my cool like that. | |
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MartyMcFly said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Okay,
my dad walked in on me when I was pleasuring myself at age 31 or so. My former roommate walked in while I was tossing someone's salad. I was in a very ludicrous position. I came home one day and I heard my roommates going at it. It was very hot. I felt bad for listening but it was hot. Let's just say that the person I thought was mostly a bottom was not that day. And boy were they loud. It turned me on. M "tossing salad" "being a bottom"... translation please...!   If U need 2 ask, U probably don't want 2 know. Just a warning... Listen to me on The House of Pop Culture podcast on itunes http://itunes.apple.com/u...d438631917 | |
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npgmaverick said: MartyMcFly said: "tossing salad" "being a bottom"... translation please...! If U need 2 ask, U probably don't want 2 know. Just a warning... He was warned. tossing salad= eating butt (no croutons please) being a bottom = getting anally done. I'm just not shy about these things anymore. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: a few weeks ago, my son walked in on his father and i.... talk about wanting to DIE
that has to be one of the most horrible situations i've ever been in Aw bless! How old is your son though? | |
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I have been walked in ON...
Does that count? |
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i walked in on my uncle going to the bathroom but i only saw his back...i was confused 4 a second-im like y is he standing up...(lol)
my friend walked in on her sister and her sister's bf doin "it" on the the kitchen counter | |
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This is perhaps the funniest story of many that I have.
One night my ex wife and I were having a particularly good time. My son was about 4 I think, maybe 5. He had a little play camp lantern. So, in the middle of the night, he turned on his lantern, opened our bedroom door. We didn't notice he was in there until he proceeded to tell us, "Can you keep it down, I'm trying to sleep." He then walked back to his room and went back to bed. We laughed for about a week. [Edited 9/5/05 8:58am] | |
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jerseykrs said: This is perhaps the funniest story of many that I have.
One night my ex wife and I were having a particularly good time. My son was about 4 I think, maybe 5. He had a little play camp lantern. So, in the middle of the night, he turned on his lantern, opened our bedroom door. We didn't notice he was in there until he proceeded to tell us, "Can you keep it down, I'm trying to sleep." He then walked back to his room and went back to bed. We laughed for about a week. [Edited 9/5/05 8:58am] Haha!! thats definitely domething suited to a speech at his wedding!! | |
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Ocean said: My 7 year old son (think he was 6 at the time) walked in on me when I was having a shower...the problem is all his friends from the street were with him
....actually last week one of those kids passed me a note saying I love you ...will u marry me That note was from me  | |
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mdiver said: Ocean said: My 7 year old son (think he was 6 at the time) walked in on me when I was having a shower...the problem is all his friends from the street were with him
....actually last week one of those kids passed me a note saying I love you ...will u marry me That note was from me well u forgot to put the little yes/no boxes for me to tick | |
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