That just happened to me a few minutes ago when I was walking by the building next door to where I live. At first I didn't know what the sound was, then I stopped to listen for a minute and I knew. 12:20 in the afternoon, and a couple next door is getting their freak on! I'll never look at them the same way again! Made me want to shout, "Hey you freaks, could you keep it down in there? We don't want to know when you're having sex!" Glad I don't live directly above them, or there would be an issue.
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Nah just egg em on

freaky, the people who live beneath us usually get their freak on
at 04:00 Am..

At least someone is getting some.

My mates an i used to sneak out our houses at 1am when we were about 14.
One night we went round to kevins bit to throw stones at his window, and we heard his mum and dad having sex. it was vile.


Another time we went round we saw the television was on in the living room, we peeked through the spaces in the curtains and saw his dad watching a porno and having a wank.

We slagged him off about hearing his parents doing it but we never mentioned about his dad having a pull.

muirdo said:

The chick upstairs has some really lame booty calls....no rhythm

The first place I had on my own was this nice little apartment complex. At least it was nice until we started having breakins all over. One of my neighbors had thousands of dollars worth of dj and photography equipment and music stolen. One night I came home and I could tell someone had tried to pry open my door nob. Luckily it held.

So when I came home one day in the middle of the afternoon and noticed that my neighbor's door was open and no one answered when I called, I immediately called security.

Imagine my embarassment when it turned out they were in the back room of the apartment having sex when security came to call.

Nothinbutjoy said:

Imagine THEIR embarassment.

smellmyfunk said:

Actually they were pissed

Nothinbutjoy said:

hahahaha!
poor thing.

I try to find these situations when possible. Seen plenty of nudity and underwear.

Good for them...don't be hater Nancy....

I once saw a rocking van outside of my friends appartment building...it stopped after about 10 minutes and they both climbed out fixing their clothes
****she was a hooker***** they went their seperate ways....


I once went on a camping trip with a big group of people...it had gotten late and we went walking around....when we got back the door flap on one tent was open and we saw this guy getting head from his girl...he saw us and smiled and grabbed her head holding her on it(ya'know)..
He's was a pig...she finally left him!!

Our cousin by marriage is a few years younger then us...a teenager when this happened.....My boyfriend and I were getting it on..and didn't hear the front door open...when finally we saw him just standing there..peeking thru the door...
We covered up and told him to get the fuck out!!


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Not really, but when I lived in a apartment I heard the people above me fuckin' when I was sleepin'. The bed was bangin' on my ceilin', the woman was loud too, I could hear her rather clearly. I was like damn. I wasn't mad though. I just layed there.

Rinluv said:

and masturbated. didn't you?

Spookymuffin said:

Nah, man. I just chilled like I was listenin' 2 an audio. I bet U would've though if U heard what I heard.

Rinluv said:

Was in a bar with a woman. This bizzarro chick started lurking arond us but we just ingored her.

Then we passed the bathroom and opened the door and saw her blowing this guy she just met at the bar. The guy was a little annoyed, but I asked if we could watch, and she said ok. After she completed. we asked her why she swallowed. She said she was thirsty.

origmnd said:

i really can't comment on this nanc, but i've done the same thing. except we did it on purpose...the neighbors outside were being really loud...so we did the same thing...and then they were quiet.

The teenage girl in the apartment below me is home alone a lot at night because her mother works evening/late shifts, and recently has been having her boyfriend over on weekends, and those two are LOUD.

A couple weekends ago I was up at about 2:30 a.m. and thought I heard yelling or crying from outside, so I stepped out onto the deck to see what it was and then heard *very clearly* what it was I was hearing.

I'm guessing they do it out on the living room couch a lot. And they leave their deck doors and windows wide open so I get good audio, and especially if I step outside onto MY deck.

Rinluv said:

Situations like this we're commonplace when I was in college. The dorms functioned like Motel 6 Hotels .

psychodelicide said:

What did the couple look like? I dunno, that kinda stuff ALWAYS turned me on.

I remember in Chicago in a Motel6, we heard a woman screaming and a bed bumping our wall. Then I heard teh man cum about 5 minutes later..and I heard somone else in teh same room having sex and another man coming afterwards...Damn I was HARD AS A ROCK!!!


A friend of mine used to let me watch her have sex with her boyfriend a couple of times in the dark...oh my god. Man he used to work her good too.
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paisleypark4 said:

I use to live in a walk up in Manhattan.. My bathroom was in a circle and faced other people's bathrooms and the apartments in the building next to me.

One day while i was in the bathroom, i heard this moaning going on... then i heard this slapping..... Of course being curiouos and nosey as hell, i wondered where it was coming from..... I waited and kept listening... Apparently the girl upstairs from me was having sex in her kitchen or bathroom and the echo from the bathroom let everyone who had a window open hear them.. I heard the slapping of bodies together, the sound of them kissing, moans, grunts ..It took me a few minutes to actually realize what i was hearing.. I was actually getting slightly grossed out... I closed my window and went in my living room.. Everytime i saw her from then on our, i couldnt' help but giggle...
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I was at a concert a couple months ago at a small venue, and afterwards we went out to our car, and the car beside us had one window open and the other were all steamed up

at this point i had had a couple drinks and yelled of fuck!! look they are going at it

they continued what they were doing and we left

ella731 said:

Dammit people.....let people have their fun and quit buggin' them sheesh.....