Ace said:

haha

TMPletz said:

Well asked her how men ejeculated, i was only 13 and then she told me EVERYTHING

andykeen said:

Sorry, man - I couldn't resist.

Ace said:

Dont worry buddy, i do have a sense of humor

andykeen said:

lilmissmissy said:

That's definitely an old "curry" trick. I had the same thing said to me (different picture though). I was also told on occasion that if I didn't go to sleep early on a school night, "Gabber Singh" would come to get me (He's an old infamous Bollywood villain, like ).

EvilNatisse said:

I was told that if I kept doing that, I would go blind.

Needless to say, I'm reading all these posts by running my fingers across the screen.

(It's also why I stay away from the Politics & Religion forum. All that political ranting and bible quoting, my screen can't handle that much brail.)

senik said:

Somehow they just knew how 2 make it believable

something bout some fat happy dude comming down the chimney after landing a small herd of flying deer on the icy roof

My parents didn't make me eat anything I didn't wanna eat, but when I made ugly faces at him he told me my face would get stuck like that.....


.....and he was right

my mum told me never to swallow my chewing gum because it would get stuck to the inside of my bum if I did!

Illustrator said:

charlottegelin said:

althom said:

it's not true btw. I tried it. She told my little sister that farts smell because they have to push past the poo on their way out

charlottegelin said:

That's true!

My Mum told me that if I ate apple or orange pips I would have a tree grow in my belly always scared me til I was about 16 lol

JDINTERACTIVE said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

The scariest thing I was told was that the spirits of our relatives watch us and when we are bad they will appear to us. Just the fact that they were watching freaked me out. I still believe it to this day but I am not scared by it. As long as, no one appears to me. The last time it happened I did not sleep for a month!

eat your vegetables or you will get rickets and die

ShySlantedEye1 said:

Yeah, i was thinking that I kinda beleived that spirits stayed on earth, on other planes, but then I was in bed one night and I was like, wait a minute, that means this rooms full of ghosts! So I was like, NAH!


I remember when I was about 16 in school and I was chewing my pencil, I remembered what we used to tell each other when we were about 5 - "dont! youll get lead poisoning!" I was in Chemistry class at the time, and I had to laugh at myself for almost being scared. Doh.

cant remember who told me either thing tho!

I have tried to displace that theory for years and every time I do I see shit that cannot be explained. For example, I was down south in my great grandparents home and I saw the spirit of my great grandfather. I was freaked out and did not tell anyone until I finally had the nerve to ask my great grandmother. She told me that her husband always went to the bathroom at the same time at midnight for years. Anyhoo, she said that he would appear sitting at the edge of her bed and walk to the bathroom. He would do his thing, flush the toilet, get back in bed and then disappear.

Of course, I thought she was nuts and left it alone. I told my sister and we said that we were going to wait up and see if she was right. Midnight came and there was his spirit walking down the hall to the bathroom and back into bed with my grandma. My sister and I promptly grabbed our stuff that next morning and stayed with my uncle in the city away from my grandma's creepy house.

That is just one of my freaky stories! I truly believe they are around and are mingling with the living.

ShySlantedEye1 said:

WOW!! That is freaky as fuck!! Seriously, you actually saw him? Brrr. Ive always been pretty freaked out by the thought of ghosts, but I maintain that if it was someone really close to me, like my dad or my grandparents, I dont think Id be freaked out; itd be nice to see my old man again! ill get back to you if it ever happens....

I think we need a new thread about freaky stories, dont you?

susannah said:

Make it happen and I will share my other stories with you!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

Its is done!