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Reply #60 posted 08/31/05 4:39pm

MIGUELGOMEZ	XxAxX said: Anxiety said: ooh, you really hit bottom with that joke. i certainly did, no butts about it. The spider didn't live to tell the tail.....(sorry bad) M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #61 posted 08/31/05 4:46pm

Handclapsfinga snapz	spider-ass ...and that spider was sent by the pepsi corporation as punishment for imbibing that nasty substance called coca-cola.
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Reply #62 posted 08/31/05 4:48pm

Anxiety	Handclapsfingasnapz said: spider-ass ...and that spider was sent by the pepsi corporation as punishment for imbibing that nasty substance called coca-cola. figures, pepsi would employ creepy-ass spiders. or creepy ass-spiders, for that matter.
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Reply #63 posted 08/31/05 4:59pm

Handclapsfinga snapz	Anxiety said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: spider-ass ...and that spider was sent by the pepsi corporation as punishment for imbibing that nasty substance called coca-cola. figures, pepsi would employ creepy-ass spiders. or creepy ass-spiders, for that matter.
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Reply #64 posted 08/31/05 5:06pm

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Natisse said:

lilmissmissy said:

Byron- i have one word for you: hairspray. biggrin

OMG remember that day you were trying to get rid of that one in your bedroom? lol you had so much trouble

Yup! And not forgetting da one in the dining room eitherz!! omfg

No hablo espanol,no! no no no!

Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod

"Come into my world..." music

Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse

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Reply #65 posted 08/31/05 8:44pm

Muse2NOPharaoh	Byron said: I received a distress text message on my phone this morning..."Spider-Ass, help!".. Called into action already... I laughed all the way to work! It was a long red light!
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Reply #66 posted 08/31/05 8:46pm

Byron	Muse2NOPharaoh said: Byron said: I received a distress text message on my phone this morning..."Spider-Ass, help!".. Called into action already... I laughed all the way to work! It was a long red light! I take my duties as a sore-assed crimefighter seriously...lol
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Reply #67 posted 08/31/05 8:47pm

Muse2NOPharaoh

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Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass
Always passing spider-gas
Spins a web from his rear
All the villians quake with fear
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Ass!

Is he strong? Listen geek
He's got radioactive cheeks
Can he make a web spin?
Take a look at his hind-end
Hey there! There goes the Spider-Ass!

In the chill of night
On top of the commode
Like a streak of light
He drops a webby load!

Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass
Friendly, neighborhood Spider-Ass
All the chicks think he's cute
Even with webs coming out his poop-chute
To him, life is a great big by-way
With webs from his Hershey highway
He is the Spider-Ass!

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Reply #68 posted 08/31/05 8:49pm

Muse2NOPharaoh	Handclapsfingasnapz said: Anxiety said: figures, pepsi would employ creepy-ass spiders. or creepy ass-spiders, for that matter. Go spider go! [Edited 8/31/05 20:49pm]
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Reply #69 posted 08/31/05 8:50pm

applekisses

JediMaster said:

Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass
Always passing spider-gas
Spins a web from his rear
All the villians quake with fear
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Ass!

Is he strong? Listen geek
He's got radioactive cheeks
Can he make a web spin?
Take a look at his hind-end
Hey there! There goes the Spider-Ass!

In the chill of night
On top of the commode
Like a streak of light
He drops a webby load!

Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass
Friendly, neighborhood Spider-Ass
All the chicks think he's cute
Even with webs coming out his poop-chute
To him, life is a great big by-way
With webs from his Hershey highway
He is the Spider-Ass!

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Reply #70 posted 08/31/05 8:54pm

Byron

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I never did pay my respects for this post...lol...this cracked me the f' up... thumbs up!

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Reply #71 posted 08/31/05 8:55pm

Imago777	Of all your many photowhore opportunities, why isn't this one?
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Reply #72 posted 08/31/05 9:10pm

Ocean	I can just picture u jumping up and down screaming lol
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Reply #73 posted 08/31/05 9:12pm

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HA!!!!!

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Reply #74 posted 08/31/05 9:14pm

Byron	Ocean said: I can just picture u jumping up and down screaming lol If some on this thread had their way, everyone would be picturing me...lol And I didn't scream...I just uttered a profanity and freaked out...and, ok, I did jump.
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Reply #75 posted 08/31/05 9:16pm

Byron	althom said: HA!!!!!
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Reply #76 posted 08/31/05 9:23pm

bkw

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I'd like to see this episode for comedy reasons.

Did you capture the moment on webcam?

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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Reply #77 posted 08/31/05 9:23pm

Byron	bkw said: I'd like to see this episode for comedy reasons. Did you capture the moment on webcam?
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Reply #78 posted 08/31/05 9:27pm

bkw

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Byron said:

bkw said:

I'd like to see this episode for comedy reasons.

Did you capture the moment on webcam?

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wa wa wa waaaaa! lol

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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Reply #79 posted 08/31/05 9:39pm

Byron	.... . [Edited 9/1/05 0:44am]
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Reply #80 posted 09/01/05 9:16am

XxAxX

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so, how's your ass today byron? smile

any rashes? large red bumps? webs coming from places they shouldn't??

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Reply #81 posted 09/01/05 9:32am

p0pstar	awwww poor spider Byron how evil of you to kill it
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Reply #82 posted 09/01/05 9:32am

Samaar	Byron..I know what a big phobia you have about spiders and I hope your bum feels better this morning, but this is the absolute funniest thread ever! My sides ache from laughing.
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Reply #83 posted 09/01/05 10:55am

MIGUELGOMEZ	JediMaster said: Mach said: LMFAO GENIUS!!! spider man song edit M [Edited 9/1/05 10:58am] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #84 posted 09/01/05 10:58am

MIGUELGOMEZ	I guess this would be a really bad time to mention that statistically we swallow around 7-8 spiders a year, while we sleep at night..... M [Edited 9/1/05 10:58am] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #85 posted 09/01/05 3:57pm

Anxiety	MIGUELGOMEZ said: I guess this would be a really bad time to mention that statistically we swallow around 7-8 spiders a year, while we sleep at night..... M [Edited 9/1/05 10:58am] and most of those little bastards are nocturnal, as i had the displeasure of learning this summer.
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Reply #86 posted 09/02/05 9:50am

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Reply #87 posted 09/06/05 6:22am

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Byron said:

JediMaster said:

I never did pay my respects for this post...lol...this cracked me the f' up... thumbs up!

Thanks! I'm glad you (and many of our fine fellow Orgers) enjoyed it!

Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)

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Reply #88 posted 09/06/05 7:32am

XxAxX

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I guess this would be a really bad time to mention that statistically we swallow around 7-8 spiders a year, while we sleep at night.....

M
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no WAY