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Printable I am so surprised by you people....nobody cares about the spider?
We don't know the state of mind when it attacked...maybe troubles at home...mortgage is overdue...hey we don't know! Try to see the spider's side...he's sitting there minding his own business...when to him...it looks like the sky is falling...the "moon" is getting closer...he panicks and lashes out in anger.... From here...it sure looks like self-defense...  Maybe we should ask ourselves...what would we had done in the spider's shoes? | |
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CarrieLee said: Pictures please
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pardonme4livin said: Maybe we should ask ourselves...what would we had done in the spider's shoes?
i'd a bit Byron's cute ass too 
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PREDOMINANT said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: 
I can't breathe! I am pissing myself too (sorry mate) Have you noticed any special abilities yet? Are the palms of your feet and hands a little tacky? Do you get a strange sensation that a crime is being committed somewhere nearby spider ass, spider ass does whatever a...uh...spider's ass can! | |
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Oh, hush up, the bunch o' ya's...lol 
And my ass is fine this morning...lol...of course, it's fine every morning...heh  | |
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Mach said: CarrieLee said: Pictures please
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I think the spider was getting fresh. She was watching u shower "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Byron said: ...and I'm freaking out...
I took a shower...got out...dried off...leaned back against the wall for a second...then felt this sudden sharp pain on my, um, left posterior... 
I jumped forward, rubbing the aggrivated spot...turned around...and saw this brown spider crawling up the wall a few inches from where the crime was committed...
Of course, I said "oh fuck" out loud... The spider has since been flushed...and now I'm unnecessarily nervous about my entire apartment...and having nightmares about some rare, poisonous spider having crawled up thru my toilet and into my bathroom...lol...and my butt hurts. 
I hate spiders... ROFLMAO!!!!! I am sorry!co | |
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JediMaster said: PREDOMINANT said: I am pissing myself too (sorry mate) Have you noticed any special abilities yet? Are the palms of your feet and hands a little tacky? Do you get a strange sensation that a crime is being committed somewhere nearby yes, I like the idea of Byron fighting crime, although I don't think Anxiety's suggestion of "Spider-Ass" is really going to work. Not too many villians are going to fear a hero with a name like that! Of course, Peter Parker was bit on the hand, and later spun webs from his wrists. Considering where Byron was bit, this doesn't bode well!!
:poo-web: OMFG, I haven't laughed so much in ages, thanks Spider. Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Do you need someone to suck out the venom?  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Muse2NOPharaoh said:
I can't breathe! I am pissing myself too (sorry mate) Have you noticed any special abilities yet? Are the palms of your feet and hands a little tacky? Do you get a strange sensation that a crime is being committed somewhere nearby Hatman!!!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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jerseykrs said: as long as it's not a brown recluse!
That's the first thing I thought of when he said it was brown. Byron, you better have that checked out, seriously. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass
Always passing spider-gas Spins a web from his rear All the villians quake with fear Look out! Here comes the Spider-Ass! Is he strong? Listen geek He's got radioactive cheeks Can he make a web spin? Take a look at his hind-end Hey there! There goes the Spider-Ass! In the chill of night On top of the commode Like a streak of light He drops a webby load! Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass Friendly, neighborhood Spider-Ass All the chicks think he's cute Even with webs coming out his poop-chute To him, life is a great big by-way With webs from his Hershey highway He is the Spider-Ass! 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: jerseykrs said: as long as it's not a brown recluse!
That's the first thing I thought of when he said it was brown. Byron, you better have that checked out, seriously. M go to the doctor. Don't take a chance. We need that lucious booty in one piece 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I feel you, Byron. I can be a bad mofo when I have to be, but Lammastide does not do anything with more than six legs!
I'm renovating my kitchen right now, and the other day I was stooped down on the floor trying to align our lazy Susan and -- plop! -- a HUGE brown spider fell out of nowhere onto my bare foot!!  I could have died! I jumped up into a convulsive dance fast and jerky enough to throw the monster off before he got a chance to bite me! (Luckily, no one was at home to see this, or I'd have lost major cool points.) It worked -- and, though I'm a dove, I smashed him into oblivion.
I know spiders are valuable, but dammit do we have to see them!?!? [Edited 8/31/05 14:09pm] Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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JediMaster said: Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass
Always passing spider-gas Spins a web from his rear All the villians quake with fear Look out! Here comes the Spider-Ass! Is he strong? Listen geek He's got radioactive cheeks Can he make a web spin? Take a look at his hind-end Hey there! There goes the Spider-Ass! In the chill of night On top of the commode Like a streak of light He drops a webby load! Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass Friendly, neighborhood Spider-Ass All the chicks think he's cute Even with webs coming out his poop-chute To him, life is a great big by-way With webs from his Hershey highway He is the Spider-Ass! LMFAO | |
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Mach said: JediMaster said: Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass
Always passing spider-gas Spins a web from his rear All the villians quake with fear Look out! Here comes the Spider-Ass! Is he strong? Listen geek He's got radioactive cheeks Can he make a web spin? Take a look at his hind-end Hey there! There goes the Spider-Ass! In the chill of night On top of the commode Like a streak of light He drops a webby load! Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass Friendly, neighborhood Spider-Ass All the chicks think he's cute Even with webs coming out his poop-chute To him, life is a great big by-way With webs from his Hershey highway He is the Spider-Ass! LMFAO 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Mach said: JediMaster said: Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass
Always passing spider-gas Spins a web from his rear All the villians quake with fear Look out! Here comes the Spider-Ass! Is he strong? Listen geek He's got radioactive cheeks Can he make a web spin? Take a look at his hind-end Hey there! There goes the Spider-Ass! In the chill of night On top of the commode Like a streak of light He drops a webby load! Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass Friendly, neighborhood Spider-Ass All the chicks think he's cute Even with webs coming out his poop-chute To him, life is a great big by-way With webs from his Hershey highway He is the Spider-Ass! LMFAO BRAVO 
ps theres a spider here wearing doc martins an looking rather mean, help! if your trying to fail and succeed what have you done????????? | |
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JediMaster said: PREDOMINANT said: I am pissing myself too (sorry mate) Have you noticed any special abilities yet? Are the palms of your feet and hands a little tacky? Do you get a strange sensation that a crime is being committed somewhere nearby yes, I like the idea of Byron fighting crime, although I don't think Anxiety's suggestion of "Spider-Ass" is really going to work. Not too many villians are going to fear a hero with a name like that! Of course, Peter Parker was bit on the hand, and later spun webs from his wrists. Considering where Byron was bit, this doesn't bode well!! spider ass | |
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JediMaster said: Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass
Always passing spider-gas Spins a web from his rear All the villians quake with fear Look out! Here comes the Spider-Ass! Is he strong? Listen geek He's got radioactive cheeks Can he make a web spin? Take a look at his hind-end Hey there! There goes the Spider-Ass! In the chill of night On top of the commode Like a streak of light He drops a webby load! Spider-Ass, Spider-Ass Friendly, neighborhood Spider-Ass All the chicks think he's cute Even with webs coming out his poop-chute To him, life is a great big by-way With webs from his Hershey highway He is the Spider-Ass!  | |
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pardonme4livin said: I am so surprised by you people....nobody cares about the spider?
We don't know the state of mind when it attacked...maybe troubles at home...mortgage is overdue...hey we don't know! Try to see the spider's side...he's sitting there minding his own business...when to him...it looks like the sky is falling...the "moon" is getting closer...he panicks and lashes out in anger.... From here...it sure looks like self-defense... Maybe we should ask ourselves...what would we had done in the spider's shoes? forget Katrina! that poor spider was taken out by an ass-teroid | |
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XxAxX said: pardonme4livin said: I am so surprised by you people....nobody cares about the spider?
We don't know the state of mind when it attacked...maybe troubles at home...mortgage is overdue...hey we don't know! Try to see the spider's side...he's sitting there minding his own business...when to him...it looks like the sky is falling...the "moon" is getting closer...he panicks and lashes out in anger.... From here...it sure looks like self-defense... Maybe we should ask ourselves...what would we had done in the spider's shoes? forget Katrina! that poor spider was taken out by an ass-teroid  Good one!
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: forget Katrina! that poor spider was taken out by an ass-teroid Good one! my puny pun pales by comparison to your poetic prowess | |
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XxAxX said: pardonme4livin said: I am so surprised by you people....nobody cares about the spider?
We don't know the state of mind when it attacked...maybe troubles at home...mortgage is overdue...hey we don't know! Try to see the spider's side...he's sitting there minding his own business...when to him...it looks like the sky is falling...the "moon" is getting closer...he panicks and lashes out in anger.... From here...it sure looks like self-defense... Maybe we should ask ourselves...what would we had done in the spider's shoes? forget Katrina! that poor spider was taken out by an ass-teroid That's just plain....ass-enine. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: XxAxX said: forget Katrina! that poor spider was taken out by an ass-teroid That's just plain....ass-enine. M indeed it is
by the way, how do you think that spider felt when he saw byron's ass descending toward him from the heavens? do you think he felt bummed out? | |
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XxAxX said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: That's just plain....ass-enine. M indeed it is
by the way, how do you think that spider felt when he saw byron's ass descending toward him from the heavens? do you think he felt bummed out? ooh, you really hit bottom with that joke. | |
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I received a distress text message on my phone this morning..."Spider-Ass, help!".. 
Called into action already...  | |
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Anxiety said: XxAxX said: indeed it is
by the way, how do you think that spider felt when he saw byron's ass descending toward him from the heavens? do you think he felt bummed out? ooh, you really hit bottom with that joke. i certainly did, no butts about it. | |
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