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If you could rule over your fellow bipeds, would you? Still in Cancun. Going on a month now. Lost a lot of brain cells but have made a lot of friends. I'm questioning my lot in life. As a brief recap, due to circumstances way too complicated to encapsulate, I have the chance to rule over all of cowkind as the Holy Cow Oracle. But I am having fun just being a regular cow, you know. Running through the Mexican countryside, feeling the cool water on my udders. I find myself not caring about the great cow revolution or defeating humans or anything really. Hell, if my arch-enemy JediMaster came down to Mexico right now, I would give him a big sloppy kiss. Yeah, I'm still not crazy about people eating meat but you know life's a bitch. I've become complacent and lethargic and ambivalent...and it KICKS ASS!
Do you think this is a normal reaction to having great power thrust upon someone? Would you act this way is you were told, all of the sudden, that you were set to be the king or queen of your species? Also, would you even want the responsibility of leading millions when you could spend your time kicking back in the Mexican sun with a fat trust fund? Feedback from you would be appreciated. Eat Mor Horses | |
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 I need a new leather coat!Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: I need a new leather coat!You see comments like that would have bothered me in the past. But I have gained perspective. I am not defensive anymore. I am comfortable in my own skin. I personally look great in leather and do not blame you humans for coveting. I mean look at me...I am a sexy BITCH in my leather coat!  Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: CynthiasSocks said: I need a new leather coat!You see comments like that would have bothered me in the past. But I have gained perspective. I am not defensive anymore. I am comfortable in my own skin. I personally look great in leather and do not blame you humans for coveting. I mean look at me...I am a sexy BITCH in my leather coat!   I prefer lambskin!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Cow said: Still in Cancun. Going on a month now. Lost a lot of brain cells but have made a lot of friends. I'm questioning my lot in life. As a brief recap, due to circumstances way too complicated to encapsulate, I have the chance to rule over all of cowkind as the Holy Cow Oracle. But I am having fun just being a regular cow, you know. Running through the Mexican countryside, feeling the cool water on my udders. I find myself not caring about the great cow revolution or defeating humans or anything really. Hell, if my arch-enemy JediMaster came down to Mexico right now, I would give him a big sloppy kiss. Yeah, I'm still not crazy about people eating meat but you know life's a bitch. I've become complacent and lethargic and ambivalent...and it KICKS ASS!
Do you think this is a normal reaction to having great power thrust upon someone? Would you act this way is you were told, all of the sudden, that you were set to be the king or queen of your species? Also, would you even want the responsibility of leading millions when you could spend your time kicking back in the Mexican sun with a fat trust fund? Feedback from you would be appreciated. Well, if this is your new perspective, then we will get along just fine. You see, I HAD to oppose your plans for world domination, because I don't believe in tyranny. Now, if your just wanting to hang out and drink margaritas, then we're cool. Hell, since your revolution is on hiatus, I've pretty much switched to chicken (hey, one can only eat so many hamburgers before he's utterly sick of them). So, do we have a truce in the making? Shall we kick back and break out the tequila? 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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emus are bipeds. i'd rule over emus.
i love emus. how did you know i loved emus, cow? how did you know? | |
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Cow said: Still in Cancun. Going on a month now. Lost a lot of brain cells but have made a lot of friends. I'm questioning my lot in life. As a brief recap, due to circumstances way too complicated to encapsulate, I have the chance to rule over all of cowkind as the Holy Cow Oracle. But I am having fun just being a regular cow, you know. Running through the Mexican countryside, feeling the cool water on my udders. I find myself not caring about the great cow revolution or defeating humans or anything really. Hell, if my arch-enemy JediMaster came down to Mexico right now, I would give him a big sloppy kiss. Yeah, I'm still not crazy about people eating meat but you know life's a bitch. I've become complacent and lethargic and ambivalent...and it KICKS ASS!
Do you think this is a normal reaction to having great power thrust upon someone? Would you act this way is you were told, all of the sudden, that you were set to be the king or queen of your species? Also, would you even want the responsibility of leading millions when you could spend your time kicking back in the Mexican sun with a fat trust fund? Feedback from you would be appreciated. well now. good for you, Cow! i'm glad you're taking the time to reconsider your place in the geat pasture of life.
to answer your question - YES. after years of adopting a live-and-let-live attitude towards others and years of submitting to minor infractions upon my time and persona in the name of keeping the peace, i find i am fed up to here with this shit and NOW I WANT TO RULE THE WORLD. i want to be able to tell people exACTly where to step on and step off, i want the power to change this planet for the better, by force if necessary. for example i'd love to be able to make litterers eat their own trash.  i'd like to force them to stop, go back and chow down on whatever disgusting little tidbit they flung out the window of their moving car.
i'd like to ensure that animal abusers are subjected to the same despicable treatment they inflict on other species. and so on. perhaps it's simply that i'm aging, but as i grow older and witness more of the inevitable crap this life has to offer i find i am growing less tolerant and more warlike in my approach to living life. i know the great Oracle would say Turn the Other Tail, but i am not gifted with an abundance of patience and would prefer to see positive changes wrought on this planet and an end to evil before i die, one way or the other. so, in sum, BY ALL MEANS ASCEND TO THE THRONE! CARPE THE FRIKKIN DIEM! i volunteer to do the hard work for you if you prefer to be a figurehead  [Edited 8/30/05 16:00pm] | |
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JediMaster said: Well, if this is your new perspective, then we will get along just fine. You see, I HAD to oppose your plans for world domination, because I don't believe in tyranny. Now, if your just wanting to hang out and drink margaritas, then we're cool. Hell, since your revolution is on hiatus, I've pretty much switched to chicken (hey, one can only eat so many hamburgers before he's utterly sick of them). So, do we have a truce in the making? Shall we kick back and break out the tequila? JediMaster, I realize that you may or may not have been responsible for the death of thousands of my family and friends but, you know, crap happens. A truce sounds pretty good to me. The fight is out of me. There is too much fighting in this world. My kind, your kind...hell we're all going to get knocked out by a big comet one day anyway right? Come on down to Cancun and we can party. Humans rule! Eat Mor Horses | |
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XxAxX said: well now. good for you, Cow! i'm glad you're taking the time to reconsider your place in the geat pasture of life.
to answer your question - YES. after years of adopting a live-and-let-live attitude towards others and years of submitting to minor infractions upon my time and persona in the name of keeping the peace, i find i am fed up to here with this shit and NOW I WANT TO RULE THE WORLD. i want to be able to tell people exACTly where to step on and step off, i want the power to change this planet for the better, by force if necessary. for example i'd love to be able to make litterers eat their own trash. i'd like to force them to stop, go back and chow down on whatever disgusting little tidbit they flung out the window of their moving car.
i'd like to ensure that animal abusers are subjected to the same despicable treatment they inflict on other species. and so on. perhaps it's simply that i'm aging, but as i grow older and witness more of the inevitable crap this life has to offer i find i am growing less tolerant and more warlike in my approach to living life. i know the great Oracle would say Turn the Other Tail, but i am not gifted with an abundance of patience and would prefer to see positive changes wrought on this planet and an end to evil before i die, one way or the other. so, in sum, BY ALL MEANS ASCEND TO THE THRONE! CARPE THE FRIKKIN DIEM! i volunteer to do the hard work for you if you prefer to be a figurehead
[Edited 8/30/05 16:00pm] I wish I had your passion. I wish I had the desire to lead but leading is just too hard. The expectations are too much. There is so much wrong in the world and even though I'm supposed to have this great Oracle like power I just don't feel like I can make a difference. The intelligence of cows will never be appreciated, people will always eat meat, wear loafers, etc. There is too much hard work to do. I would love to be a figurehead and have a wonderful human like you do my grunt work but in the end it's all for naught. I think I am just going to keep the Jimmy Buffett cranking, keep drinking, and let the world keep spinning. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Anxiety said: emus are bipeds. i'd rule over emus.
i love emus. how did you know i loved emus, cow? how did you know? I hearby declare Anxiety Ruler of All Emus! Enjoy! Eat Mor Horses | |
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Careful, some people on this site are really sensitive about being called "bipeds." When the sunlight strikes raindrops in the air, they act as a prism and form a rainbow. The rainbow is a division of white light into many beautiful colors. Regardless of the day, I'm glad you were born. | |
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Cow, this is wonderful news. I'll break out the Jimmy Buffet CDs and head on down there (I'll even make sure that I leave behind the one that has "Cheeseburger in Paradise" on it, as a gesture of goodwill).
Now, my bovine friend, a new day is dawning! XxAxX and I have already put aside our differences to work towards a common cause: the election of Christopher Walken to the office of President of the United States of America! We believe that Mr. Walken will bring a better tomorrow, and will ensure World Peace by scaring the bejeesus out of anyone who tries to go against him! Yes, this is a glorious day, and I plan to celebrate by having a BOCA meatless burger and a big, thick milkshake, provided by my new cow friends!
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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