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The guy next door Still lives at home with his mother, he is 33. Used to look like a pale and pasty version of John Turturro with long hair - we called him Ratboy behind his back. Never used to smile or say hello.
He goes to Greece for 6 weeks on a holiday to the island of Lesvos, and he came back yesterday and all of a sudden he's HOT! tanned, great hair, very white teeth - smiling all the time, even came over to our place to chat!!! WTF? Maybe he really went to have an Extreme Makeover | |
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fascinating! can you talk to him to get the scoop, now that he seems more open? stuff like that is just too intriguing! | |
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He got laid too... brought him right out of his little shell | |
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StaticDeth said: He got laid too... brought him right out of his little shell
that's what I thought and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: StaticDeth said: He got laid too... brought him right out of his little shell
that's what I thought Look! I am glowing! | |
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charlottegelin said: Still lives at home with his mother, he is 33. Used to look like a pale and pasty version of John Turturro with long hair - we called him Ratboy behind his back. Never used to smile or say hello.
He goes to Greece for 6 weeks on a holiday to the island of Lesvos, and he came back yesterday and all of a sudden he's HOT! tanned, great hair, very white teeth - smiling all the time, even came over to our place to chat!!! WTF? Maybe he really went to have an Extreme Makeover I'm sorry but he's still a serial killer with 8 bodies in his crawlspace.....but with a tan. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Are you sure it's the same guy? The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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IstenSzek said: StaticDeth said: He got laid too... brought him right out of his little shell
that's what I thought Me too | |
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mdiver said: IstenSzek said: that's what I thought Me too His fiancee will not be very happy! she did not go with him! | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: charlottegelin said: Still lives at home with his mother, he is 33. Used to look like a pale and pasty version of John Turturro with long hair - we called him Ratboy behind his back. Never used to smile or say hello.
He goes to Greece for 6 weeks on a holiday to the island of Lesvos, and he came back yesterday and all of a sudden he's HOT! tanned, great hair, very white teeth - smiling all the time, even came over to our place to chat!!! WTF? Maybe he really went to have an Extreme Makeover I'm sorry but he's still a serial killer with 8 bodies in his crawlspace.....but with a tan. M | |
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Madness - Mummy's Boy Lyrics
(Oy !) in the pub, about seven thirty Mother makes sure that his face ain't dirty Him and mother go everywhere Holds her hand without a care Lived with mother for fourty years The neighbourhood said that he must be queer Normal folk a-just don't like that Glad he can't hear behind his back When mother dies, he will have a cry 'cos he'll be on his own He's frightened stiff, would he come to this? Will he lose her to the heavenly home? In the pub, about seven thirty Mother makes sure that his face ain't dirty Him and mother go everywhere Holds her hand without a care Lived with mother for fourty years The neighbourhood said that he must be queer Normal folk a-just don't like that Glad he can't hear behind his back When mother dies, he'll have a cry 'cos he'll be on his own He's frightened stiff, would he come to this? Will he lose her to the heavenly home? Once went out with a London girl Dirty weekend in a hotel Broke it off when she got shirty She was twelve and he was thirty Right after that he was bedsore He wouldn't go out with girls no more From that day since, he never has He wants to do a-something dirty Maybe now he can turn down all of the girls who rejected him.....paybacks a bitch High fivin, talking shit, but you're going home alone arentcha? It's just you and your hand tonight | |
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Mach said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I'm sorry but he's still a serial killer with 8 bodies in his crawlspace.....but with a tan. M naahh, they're a nice Greek family next door, his sister still lives at home too, and the other brother comes with his fiancee for dinner twice a week. | |
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StaticDeth said: He got laid too... brought him right out of his little shell
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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charlottegelin said: Mach said: naahh, they're a nice Greek family next door, his sister still lives at home too, and the other brother comes with his fiancee for dinner twice a week. Opa!!!!! In that case nab him, he might be a keeper. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: charlottegelin said: naahh, they're a nice Greek family next door, his sister still lives at home too, and the other brother comes with his fiancee for dinner twice a week. Opa!!!!! In that case nab him, he might be a keeper. M I'm married with 3 kids and he is engaged. | |
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Yes, but what's he like on the inside? | |
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BreddieMercury said: Yes, but what's he like on the inside?
my honest opinion? thick as a plank | |
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charlottegelin said: BreddieMercury said: Yes, but what's he like on the inside?
my honest opinion? thick as a plank I can see the two of you going far. | |
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Moderator | IstenSzek said: StaticDeth said: He got laid too... brought him right out of his little shell
that's what I thought Yep Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Are you sure it's a guy? | |
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althom said: Are you sure it's a guy?
lady with hairy chest alert!!! | |
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charlottegelin said: Still lives at home with his mother, he is 33. Used to look like a pale and pasty version of John Turturro with long hair - we called him Ratboy behind his back. Never used to smile or say hello.
He goes to Greece for 6 weeks on a holiday to the island of Lesvos, and he came back yesterday and all of a sudden he's HOT! tanned, great hair, very white teeth - smiling all the time, even came over to our place to chat!!! WTF? Maybe he really went to have an Extreme Makeover OMG! I saw him the other day, and he's back to normal greasy hair, 5 o'clock shadow all day long, sour face. He's probably suffering post-travel depression. he only just bothered to wave hello! | |
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