I had to send my phone in for service because apparently the problem wasn't something they could fix locally. So, I haven't had a phone for two weeks. This fucking sucks.



(on a positive note - I don't have any friends so no one really cares if I have a phone or not. I just need it to leave obscene messages on ex-girlfriends' answering machines).

Its been more than two weeks....

I love ya....

amorbella said:

Ur super pretty.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Will you two hump already!!!!!


Hi Amorbella!!!!

M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I wanna cuddle w/her. She's so beautiful....

ReturnOfDOOK said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

hi honey

ReturnOfDOOK said:

see miguel.....
he doesnt wanna HUMP...he wants to cuddle....
Dook is ROMANTIC.....

amorbella said:

Jeanie knows the REAL Paul (everyone else knows the jackass Paul.)

nokia hates you

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I'm was very honored to have met the FARTING Paul.


M

I have learned my lesson with cell phones....nothing but MOTOROLA

ReturnOfDOOK said:

THIS IS TRUE.....

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

cutestgirlever said:

That's my next phone. I had with Nokia and LG. That's it shit. I'm getting a Moto dammit.

grizzly phoneless polehumper

TheRealFiness said:

Hey, how's that new boyfriend of yours?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

not to bad..not bad at all..and how's that beastiality thing workinout for u?

TheRealFiness said:

Do you have a SIM card? Do you have another phone you could use with the card in the meanwhile?

Natsume said:

I do have the SIM card but unfortunately I don't have another phone.

Thank god those obscene messages have stopped. They were creepy.

jerseykrs said:

Do me a favor and eat my ass. Thanks, Buddy!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

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