...have a great day, various orgers. May your various pees throughout the 24 hour period be painless, and may your kidneys feel beautiful.

I'm going to work, and then to the doxter.

This sucks.

I knew I gave up soft drinks for a reason.

AGH!

Oh, and jerseykrs... you're lame.

Drink loads of Cranberry juice. Get well soon!!!

You mean you feel a burning sensation when you urinate....?

I'd like to dedicate this lovely Frank Zappa song to you.

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'n' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when I
Peeeee?


From http://www.seeklyrics.com...I-Pee.html


And on a less cruel note - I hope you get well soon.

MartyMcFly said:

LOL "No man, my dick is on fire. Flames come out my dick!"

Could it be HERPES?

billyjackbitch said:

maybe you shouldnt hold a cigarette in your hand while u pee.

Nero said:

I have that same problem! I've got a kidney infection and that shit HURTS! The doctor gave me antibiotics and vicodin. I'm drinking lots of water and cranberry juice.

Be glad you're a girl and the doctor don't have to shove anything up your pee hole...OUCH!!!

It's sounds like you have a UTI. You need to definitely need to drink some cranberry juice.

MartyMcFly said:

Eddie Murphy's Raw. That shit is funny as hell. "What does it mean when...Fire shoot out Ur dick. A burst of flame shoot out my dick when I pee. I cant even pee in my house, I'll burn my house down, I gotta go outside and pee. My dick is a blow storch."

Rinluv said:

You better stay away from sex.

MadameS said:

Nearly shat myself the first time i saw that

Did the doctor tell you to take a break for a bit?


(Colin has something, too. He was in ER yesterday and goes in for an ultra sound of his kidneys on Friday).

I'm surely steering clear of you in NY now.....

Nero said:

Kool Moe Dee voice...."What Have you just stuck your clit in"....GO SEEEE THE DOCTORRRRR!!!

DexMSR said:

and there it is... lol

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery...
Joe:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don’t want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
’n’ grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeee?



Blind ass Dex edit!
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sinisterpentatonic said:

For those that COULDN'T READ A GHATDAMN THANG!!!

DexMSR said:

go to the doctor and get some Cipro. UTI's are killer.

Oh yeah. Sweet, sweet antibiotics.

Did you get Cipro? it's really a blessing. You take it for three days, but it works in the first day.


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CockBlocker said:

Yes. I have the sweet, sweet cipro.

The first time I ever got one of these infections, I had 7 days worth of cipro to suck down.

Let us hope this is the last one.

*chugging cranberry juice*

I think that used to happen to me when I was younger...

I hope you're peeing after sex.

If it's a sex thing, It's probably VD.

Rinluv said:

Exactly. If it's not a UTI, then its definitely an STD/VD. However, UTI are common in some females who don't urine frequently enough.
[Edited 8/30/05 22:59pm]