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PrintableReincarnate said: IrresistibleB1tch said: mosquitoes love me, but of course i can't kill them.
 so i just look at the bites on my legs as "skeeter hickeys"...  ... we are so alike ... I wouldn't kill one either  | |
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muirdo said: A man with a speach impedement walked into a cafe and sat down at a table.
The waitress came over and asked him if he was ready to order. "I'd 'ike a 'up of 'ea please" the man said, "Excuse me?" the waitress said "a 'up of ea pwease",the man repeated."oh a cup of tea? coming right up sir". The waitress came back and sat the cup of tea in front of him "Would you like anything else sir"she asked. "'an i have some 'ish an hips please" "Sorry sir what was that?" "'an i have some hish and thips please" "oh" the waitress said "you would like some fish and chips" "'hats what i shaid" said the man. The waitress returned a short while later and sat his fish and chips down infront of him. "Would sir like a sweet at all" "'an i 'aybe get some ite crweam please" the man said. "Some what sir?" "some ike cream" "oh you would like some ice cream?" she asked. "yesh please" said the man" While the waitress was away to get the mans desert a big huge wasp flew into the cafe and started to fly round the mans head.In a panic he just put his head down and started flapping his arms furiously around his head. Just at that moment the waitress returned "here is your ice cream sir" she said. "is that wasp away?" the man shouted. " no sir" she said, "its vanilla".  | |
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Thanks for the care all, ear feels better now but it's itching a bit.
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2freaky4church1 said: My poor Swedish boo.
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Reincarnate said: When I was 3 I was eating an icecream and a bee was buzzing around.
I started to panic and my uncle said to me "stay still and it won't sting you". I did and it stung me.  That ALWAYS happens to people when somebody says that. Normally I don't care if they buzz around, I let them. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: while riding my bike the other day something flew into the corner of my mouth
a quickly grabbed at the insect and it clenched onto my bottom lip, i pulled even harder and it stung me inside my bottom lip, i finally pulled it away and it was a fucking wasp! That sting was killing me all fucking night!!    | |
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Last week, in Oregon, we were all cleaning out this house and my aunt got stung by a wasp (they had nests in the back and front yards!) She started to go into anaphylactic shock and my mom took her to the ER. She has to carry a sting kit with her for the rest of her life. A bummer because she's a big hiker and now has to worry about the pesky little guys! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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A small but highly efficient killing machine—a hornet two inches long and with a wingspan up to three inches—lurks in the mountains of Japan. The voracious predator has a quarter-inch stinger that pumps out a dose of venom with an enzyme so strong it can dissolve human tissue.
i'm glad these things aren't native to america! | |
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I got bitten on da neck by a mosquite last night!! But bitten by a WASP!! No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
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Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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god atleast it wasnt a spider bite..those motherfuckers..hurt and they boil up and they look like nasty warts..my sissy got bit.by spiders(actually we believe the same) three times..thankfully nothing bad happened..i had a uncle who once got bit by a kissing bug.. | |
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