When I stepped out of my apartment building this morning I was bombed by a fucking wasp, it stung me on the ear! No buzzing about first, just completely divebombed me Now my ear's hurting like hell and I won't be able to sleep on my left side for days probably.

I knew there was a wasp nest up to the left of the front door, I was going to phone in and report it this morning anyway. I hope the janitor nukes the damn things to hell and FAST!

It hurts!


When were you last stung by a bee or a wasp?

I was stung by a wasp at a football tournament of all places. We'd already got knocked out by that stage though.

last year the damn thing crawled up my trouser leg

i was stung by a bee once. i was about 7 or 8. then there was a hive under the lips of our roof a few years back and i remember them coming out and attacking us. no one was stung though. lol: it wasn't funny at the time but still.

Teacher said:

Sorry to hear about this, Teacher, ouch!

Raine said:

I had a bee land on me, crawl inside my blouse and sting me on the stomach once. Hurt like hell.

psychodelicide said:

a bee

they leave the stinger behind

Raine said:

I know, and it was embarrassing because I was with my family when it happened, and I didn't want to cry in front of them.

dont you get Killer Bees in the states?

i would hate that.

I was stung by a bee when I was 8. I won't tell you where it was, but I can tell you it was pretty embarrassing to go to the doctor. I had to though, cause I'm allergic to these kind of things.

MarieLouise said:

was it your fanny?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Might have to do with the huge amounts of alcohol taken the night before when visiting the red light district.

muirdo said:

One way or another it got in my underpants (I was wearing a skirt). I slammed it and it stung me, in the middle of a busy street somewhere in France. I was horrible. After two hours I looked like a boy.

Marie Louise's story is funny, it cheered me up


Ear still hurts like hell though, affecting the head too

Teacher said:

To cheer you up even more... I've been to Portugal for one month, and noticed a new allergy: to melgas, some kind of genetically transformed mini-flies. You can't barely see them, which means it's very hard to kill them. All the products I tried were working like a sweet rasperry-sauce or something, I don't know, but I looked horrible, 30 huge bites over my body. One day I woke up and I had two noses on my face. Horrible !

But I gave the Portuguese people something to laugh about, in the midst of the Armageddon that's taking place there...

IrresistibleB1tch said:

... we are so alike ... I wouldn't kill one either

When I was 3 I was eating an icecream and a bee was buzzing around.

I started to panic and my uncle said to me "stay still and it won't sting you". I did and it stung me.

A man with a speach impedement walked into a cafe and sat down at a table.
The waitress came over and asked him if he was ready to order. "I'd 'ike a 'up of 'ea please" the man said, "Excuse me?" the waitress said "a 'up of ea pwease",the man repeated."oh a cup of tea? coming right up sir".
The waitress came back and sat the cup of tea in front of him "Would you like anything else sir"she asked.
"'an i have some 'ish an hips please"
"Sorry sir what was that?"
"'an i have some hish and thips please"
"oh" the waitress said "you would like some fish and chips"
"'hats what i shaid" said the man.
The waitress returned a short while later and sat his fish and chips down infront of him.
"Would sir like a sweet at all"
"'an i 'aybe get some ite crweam please" the man said.
"Some what sir?"
"some ike cream"
"oh you would like some ice cream?" she asked.
"yesh please" said the man"
While the waitress was away to get the mans desert a big huge wasp flew into the cafe and started to fly round the mans head.In a panic he just put his head down and started flapping his arms furiously around his head.
Just at that moment the waitress returned "here is your ice cream sir" she said.
"is that wasp away?" the man shouted.
" no sir" she said, "its vanilla".

while riding my bike the other day something flew into the corner of my mouth a quickly grabbed at the insect and it clenched onto my bottom lip, i pulled even harder and it stung me inside my bottom lip, i finally pulled it away and it was a fucking wasp! That sting was killing me all fucking night!!

oh man... i guess i should do something about the wasps that come out to greet me every time i step out my front door??

i guess i have just been lucky so far



teach

I don't think I've had a run in with a bee since i was about 7

Wasp Sweetie!

The last time I got stung by a bee was in the ear too! And TWICE!
I started bleeding and my ear was puffy and sore for 3 days

HamsterHuey said:

Im gonna kick your

My poor Swedish boo.

sinisterpentatonic said:

How awful!

roddiekay said:

Youch!!!

I hate wasps and bees