IrresistibleB1tch said:

I was just thinking that.

I used to get complaints from my next door neighbor because my bf and I were too loud.

at the stories posted here. Glad that I'm not the only one who has heard people getting their freak on. I'm not hating by any means, but the apartment where I heard the moaning going on was right next to the sidewalk, which is used by everybody (people walking their dogs, young children, etc). Imagine if a young kid heard that going on, it would probably freak them out. In light of this, you would think that woman would keep the volume down a little and not make it so damn obvious.

Sure!! The neighbor girl was screaming in ecstasy this weekend..

Naw. At college, we have quiet hours during the night so if you are loud, you will get into trouble. My friend lives in an apartment and she tells me that there is this guy upstairs who has sex loud. She will hear the bed sqeaking and some girl moaning at 3 in the morning. One of my another friends said that her freshmen year of college, her roomate had sex with her bf while she was in the room! She was really upset about it and said that she was crying. If though that seems to be funny to some people, it really is tramatizing. If you are gonna do it loud, make sure no one can hear you because it is rude.

Nancy, we could have sex, and you could keep your window open.

My new neighbour next door had her biker bf over last night. My livingroom was absolutely quiet and then I heard some squeeking going on. Aha!! they were doing it on the in her livingroom.

gemini13 said:

my ex's neighbor met him with a gesture one morning... ... oh, the good old days!

So they were having sex???

Glad you aren't my neighbor...otherwise you'd really be complaining


Smooches;)

And that's why you had a baby at 17.

Dirty people.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

It's kinda creepy if you think about it.....

I've got another story, but it's WAY TOO humiliating.

gemini13 said:

oh, go ahead!

tell us

IrresistibleB1tch said:

OK, you asked for it.

I was with my ex in a deserted parking lot, and I decided to um, go down on him. I came up for air, and there was this asian man on my side of the car. He was jerking off. I told him to 'get the fuck out of here', and he said, 'No, please, don't stop.'!!!!! He was practically begging me. EWWWWW!!!!

I've never felt so violated and embarrassed in my entire life. I've seriously been traumatized by it.


Here come the comments.....

gemini13 said:

wow... i bet that was creepy. how did your ex react?

I used to live near a charge-by-the-hour hotel. (I still live in the same place, btu the hotel was torn down a few months ago.) When were were both stillin high school, a friend and I were walking past the place after getting some groceries, and we noticed the curtains on the closest window were wide open. Glancing in, we saw none other than our shcool's star rugby player going down on some fat, middle-aged guy!

gemini13 said:

Yuck! That would traumatize me as well. Why couldn't that Asian guy rent a porno flick and jerk off to it? Why did he have to pick you and your ex?

meow85 said:

I walked by the apartment last night where the two noisy lovebirds were and happened to glance in. They were home, sitting on the couch smooching. Every time I see them now, I have to bite my lip not to bust out laughing.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

He was pissed off and told the guy to LEAVE
[Edited 8/30/05 20:08pm]

Fuck, that would probably make me kind of hot.

Unless my neighbors were really nasty.

gemini13 said:

Well, apparently the parking lot wasn't deserted, semeneye.

If you do it in public, you always chance someone seeing you play with your guy's wankus.

N. and I once shagged in a church parking lot on a Sunday night.

Never been caught like that though.

Nero said:

Well, no shit, there, Cunnilingula..

I was just a taaaaad busy at the time to notice perverted asian men lurking around. Naughty naughty Nero. To attend church on Sunday, you must go inside.

I must confess...I am probably one of these neighbors. There are 16 apartments in the home I live in and my bedroom window just happens to be next to the main entrance! I feel bad for the guy who lives in the basement apartment below me...the other day I could hear his whole phone conversation, I bet he hears a whole lot more!!!

BoOTyLiCioUs said:

I did not have a baby when I was 17 ASSHOLE! I was in my 20's


Smooches;)

gemini13 said:

Did you plan on having that baby or was it a suprise from not using a condom or birth control pill?

Fauxie said: