I'm on here...because I'm too drained of energy to go to sleep, and I'd just lay there if I tried...


What's your excuse--er, reason--for being on here right now??

My penis.




Oh...sorry! Wrong question again.

Same reason for me.

althom said:

We need to create a thread that's appropriate for your penis to be on....





You know what I mean.

Byron said:

No we really don't.... can we post lyrics now?

Sweeny79 said:

My penis?

althom said:

Sweeny79 said:

althom said:

Sweeny79 said:

Sweeny79 said:

Please...lol...know any songs about Althom's penis??...

im on here because i'm scared someone's gunna hijack my account again...

Byron said:

That's right, you knows what I'm saying
Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.
I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round
Your mother's reputation it's not sound
She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
To have an operation to swap her gender around.

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

I said
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

In internet rooms and computer mainframes
There's loads of emails but your mother's blue veins.
Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
But the ones in her member hidden in her gown.
She walks around proud, with a short dress on
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.
Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.
I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
But I thought fuck that I'd write a song in much better.
The only way to do it, to really let you know
I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.
You know why? That's right
Your mother got a penis.

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon)

I am going to take a nice shower after this post and rest comfortably until work calls in the morning. Until then, I am orging because it's friday night and nothing's on TV. Howdy folks.

UncleGrandpa said:

hilo

SammiJ said:

I hope everything will get better for you, you've made me look into my business. From now on, I'm going to be viligant about my account and name. Enough of that ----, who's up for bowling?

althom said:

Absolutely nothing!

But it'z nice refreshing my screen as a break from my study here n therez!

RIGHT!

MadameS said:

I had to send an e-mail to a friend.
Then I bumped into a friend on MSN.
Then I decided to check reactions to my posts in between.
Prince & The NPG's Playtime is playing now.

Now I am on here cuz I cannot go to sleep.

Because its the only getting me through work today.

I really don't want to think about this question because every answer leads me to the same conclusions:

1. I'm being lazy
2. I should really think of better things to do with my time.

To cuddle LatinAngel.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Well, I'm on here again because my freakin' electricity FINALLY came back on...our power had been out for like 5 hours. However, when it did come back on, all my lights turned on, and it woke me up...

because i should be working and cant be arsed lol