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I actually got laid last night! 
With a hot female!!!! What the hell!?!?!? | |
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You're gonna be smiling all day.....  | |
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she wasn't even inflatable?!? | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: You're gonna be smiling all day.....
I couldn't finish though cause a) I hate condoms (but unless I'm in a committed relationship - I always use 'em) and b) I'm on meds that have "sexual side effects". 
It's kinda embarassing - I feel like I let her down. | |
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Anxiety said: she wasn't even inflatable?!?
Nope. She was 100% alive.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Anxiety said: she wasn't even inflatable?!?
Nope. She was 100% alive. the whole time?!? | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: AnotherLoverToo said: You're gonna be smiling all day.....
I couldn't finish though cause a) I hate condoms (but unless I'm in a committed relationship - I always use 'em) and b) I'm on meds that have "sexual side effects".
It's kinda embarassing - I feel like I let her down. Hey, as long as you got HER off and you let her know you truly were enjoying yourself, I'm sure she didn't feel let down. Keep workin' at it!  | |
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And you are posting this why? "
First I need a picture of your mother, to verify the fact that there's not another one in the universe so supreme!!" | |
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Try not to dwell on the "sexual side effects" and enjoy the experience. With as much humor and energy you bring to the table, I'm sure she was not disappointed. I'm firmly planted in denial |
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u letcha meat loaf eh?  | |
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 damn.....I'm slacking. I'll be there next time.....I promise.  High fivin, talking shit, but you're going home alone arentcha?  It's just you and your hand tonight | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: AnotherLoverToo said: You're gonna be smiling all day.....
I couldn't finish though cause a) I hate condoms (but unless I'm in a committed relationship - I always use 'em) and b) I'm on meds that have "sexual side effects".
It's kinda embarassing - I feel like I let her down. , as long as both of had a good time thats all that counts!!
GO DOOK!!! Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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CockBlocker said: damn.....I'm slacking. I'll be there next time.....I promise.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said:
With a hot female!!!! What the hell!?!?!? Okay Dook. A hot female what? Just kidding. I'm very happy for you. I hope you didn't use any of the techniques you showed me.....I mean told me about. You know the ANGRY PIRATE, DIRTY SANCHEZ or the CHILI DOG. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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amorbella said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I couldn't finish though cause a) I hate condoms (but unless I'm in a committed relationship - I always use 'em) and b) I'm on meds that have "sexual side effects".
It's kinda embarassing - I feel like I let her down. , as long as both of had a good time thats all that counts!!
GO DOOK!!! Ur pretty.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: amorbella said: , as long as both of had a good time thats all that counts!!
GO DOOK!!! Ur pretty. 
ur HOT!!! Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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SANSKER7 said: And you are posting this why?
Cause it never happens. Girls usually find me repulsive.  | |
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YAY Dook! good for you  | |
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I hope I don't regret it - I've known this girl for about 5 months and I really really like her...we started dating about a month ago.... | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I hope I don't regret it - I've known this girl for about 5 months and I really really like her...we started dating about a month ago....
why would u regret it? Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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CockBlocker said: damn.....I'm slacking. I'll be there next time.....I promise.  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I hope I don't regret it - I've known this girl for about 5 months and I really really like her...we started dating about a month ago....
Are you talking about Airport girl, co-worker? Yey!!!!! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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amorbella said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I hope I don't regret it - I've known this girl for about 5 months and I really really like her...we started dating about a month ago....
why would u regret it? Cause I don't give it up freely.... as much as I talk dirty, etc, sex is actually really something special to me and it's not something I just throw around... | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: amorbella said: why would u regret it? Cause I don't give it up freely.... as much as I talk dirty, etc, sex is actually really something special to me and it's not something I just throw around... , awh babe, dont worry.....NO REGRETS!!! Be happy!!!!Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I hope I don't regret it - I've known this girl for about 5 months and I really really like her...we started dating about a month ago....
Are you talking about Airport girl, co-worker? Yey!!!!! M Yup. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Are you talking about Airport girl, co-worker? Yey!!!!! M Yup. Wooohoo, woohoooo!!!!! Honestly, I'm very happy for you. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Yup. Wooohoo, woohoooo!!!!! Honestly, I'm very happy for you. M I'm so depressed that I couldn't finish though - I hate "sexual side effects". Makes me feel like less of a man. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Wooohoo, woohoooo!!!!! Honestly, I'm very happy for you. M I'm so depressed that I couldn't finish though - I hate "sexual side effects". Makes me feel like less of a man. No worries. Improvise. As long as you both had a great time and it gives you a reason for a round 2. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Wooohoo, woohoooo!!!!! Honestly, I'm very happy for you. M I'm so depressed that I couldn't finish though - I hate "sexual side effects". Makes me feel like less of a man. I'm guessing there aren't many women out there who would consider that to be a problem, LOL. | |
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