If I'm at work, I always wait until people finish with their #1 before I start squeezing out a #2. I also won't take a #2 if someone's already in one of the stalls....I'll just kinda turn around, head to a urinal, squeeze out as much #1 as I can, then high tail it outta there (as a courtesy to the pooper guy and so I don't get grossed out).

I also usually put my badge in my pocket when I'm pooping so that no one can look down by my feet and see my cheesy mugshot while I'm taking a dump.

No. I dont make a noise when I do it usually.

But do u put toilet paper down before u do it so it wont make a big ass plop noise and u wont get ur ass wet?

Unless it's an emergency situation I can't go poo in public restrooms. It's a real bother when I travel.

I could never go for a poo when I was in school. It wasn't the done thing and if anyone found out you'd gone for one, you'd never here the end of it.

I just did it at work and it was super runny. It squirted out and made a lot of noise....it sounded like I was peeing outta my ass.

I've never went #2 in a public place.....and I hope I never have to. I don't even like peeing in a public bathroom. I'm germaphobic when it comes to bathrooms....

ReturnOfDOOK said:

eww get some Imodium.....quick!

I have this compulsive urge for doing a #2 in bars & restaurants (except when in Italy, they poop standing!).....does this say I'm weird?

I use to go to a popular gay dance club here in Tampa. The bathroom was unisex. You'd be taking a piss and there would be a line of girls behind you waiting to use a stall. THAT was embarrassing.

UGHHHHH!!!

This is a subject that I cannot address. I'm better at #2 in public places. I used to be extremely horrified at the experience. It is my luck to be dropping the kids off at the pool and someone walks in. They don't know my stall is taking so they look through the crack and of course I'm staring back at them.

Then you get the macho guys who try to have some kind of competition in the next stall and verbalize their entire experience, live, in the moment. Not Cute.


M

abierman said:

They poop standing up!?!?!?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

yes, give me some time, I'm googling for pictures!

abierman said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

it's gross!

abierman said:

Wouldn't you get poo on ur shoe!?!?!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

hey, I'm not italian.....ask JerseyKRS!

abierman said:

Oh, I know for a fact that he pees and poops sitting down like a bitch. He's very fey like that.

i am aware of these strange toilets where they expect you to stand
stopped at a roadside reststop the loo was like a shower tray
it looked like a cow had been using it and missed (#2)
no way was i going to use that thing
made speedy getaway

abierman said:

It looks like an Egyptian Pharoah with it's mouth open.

What are the side thingies. Are those for your feet. Taking a dump should not be this constipated...er um....complicated.

M

I pretty much won't go. The germaphobia kind of won't let me.

I used to have a problem with it but over the years and especially during college, when you have to go....you have to go! Dorm life cured my little problem. I have no shame in taking a book or the newspaper right with me in plain sight of anyone...IT'S A NATURAL FUNCTION of the body....deal with it...and let it go!

My cousin traveled in Europe for quite a while and actually, she got to like those pooping standing up things much better than the sitting down. She felt like it's more hygenic and comfortable. go figure