...Please stop. You make the bathroom unpleasant for anyone that has to do a #2. You wouldn't pee on your own toilet seat at home so please have the common courtesy to simply lift before you pee.

Thanks,
Paul Rementer

oh fuck, dude I seriously was going to start one of those threads today.

I am completely truamatized by men in public latrines (take that as you will).


SOme of you dudes need to go get your assholes checked becuase if you have to moan and groan while taking a shit, something is seriously wrong with your fibre intake or your ass.

Also, WTF is this peeing on the toilet seat?

And thank GOD my company upgraded the toilets to flush on their own, becuase before that, some of you nasty bitches didn't flush. Do you know what it's like to see a piece of shit that looks like a petrified sweet potatoe floating in a messy mixture of fowl smelling piss water and toilet paper? GOD DAMN.

i have to pee sitting down,,, cause of jewelery i spray in many directions. sometimes it drips off the ring as i stand up... but i always try wipe up afterwards

Imago777 said:

Is it kinda like this:

Imago777 said:

Good desriptive words there. U should write a book about it.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

If you're going to they NYC invasion, I hope you two "meet".

Imago777 said:

I think he'll strangle me.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

He wants me to share a bed with him.

ok, maybe those weren't his exact words.

i'll take a pissy seat ANYDAY over what goes on in the public ladies' room--YUCK!!! nasty!! used panty liners and tampons in the trash cans...blood on the stalls--looks like a bad episode of C.S.I.--and the smell---wheww..like a small fishbowl with 30 goldfish and no air pump

(don't ask me how i know )

meltwithu said:

WHAT KINDA FUCKED UP BATHROOMS ARE YOU GOING INTO ?????

womens restrooms are always cleaner than mens its just a fact.

unless its one of those lil' gas station bathrooms...they're all nasty

Amen!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

OH...MY...GOD!

I would personally LOVE to strangle any woman who takes it upon herself to do the fucking quarterback squat on a friggin' toilet seat and comence to pee all over it!
LIFT THE SEAT DAMMIT!
This makes me friggin' postal!

applekisses said:

Hey Beautiful! I haven't seen u around in a long time!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

you talking to me?



How are you?

Sorry....I like to keep my eyes closed.

It only gets on the seat when the bastard sitting on the seat moves!

applekisses said:

Alright dammit, there's got to be an explanation why there is some much talk about toilets and body functions at the org lately. It is seems to be a trend here. Can someone explain this to me please?
[Edited 8/25/05 22:37pm]

Imago777 said:

[Edited 8/26/05 0:30am]

If you sprinkle while you tinkle please be neat and whipe the seat!

I hate it when women don't wash their hands afterwards ... and it's amazing how many don't. In my mind, I always think "dirty bitch"

Sweeny79 said:

oh my....yes you dont want you ass to get a golden shower from the seat right?

Sweeny79 said:

Christopher said:

exactly.

MadameS said: