I mean, sometimes being at the Salon can be a very intemidating experience, what with all the sharp sheers and hot irons and whatnot being waved around.

What's the one time you can get absolute piece and quiet? You guessed it--when you're at home on the shitter.

I propose Salons design their chairs to be more like toilets. Hell, why not just make them toilets?

I am going to print this thread out, wipe my ass with it, and flush it down the toilet.

You go to a SALON!?!?!?!? ab

What a douchebag!!!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Do you think Supercuts could make this kind of mess?

Imago777 said:

So, so gay....

ReturnOfDOOK said:

whatever.

I hate the salon, my mom makes me go sitting under the dryer like for ever and getting burned by the hot ass blow dryer

unlucky7 said:

Imago777 said:

what?

for females we have the ones that flush when we stand up

jesus christ, this thread makes me want to drink a bottle of whiskey and watch some scramble porn.

Anxiety said:

[Edited 8/25/05 20:45pm]

Anxiety said:

didn't you get my orgpop?????

unlucky7 said:

i got one orgpop from you. i'm about to give aborigine777 an orgpop in the noots.

Anxiety said:

Did Fauxie think of that?

Imago777 said:

****
Shut
Your
Mouth
Up
****